tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2441858287783096325.post4948632392098231867..comments2024-01-15T20:22:33.966-06:00Comments on Von for Now: You can't handle the snarkVonniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13494914961461529828noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2441858287783096325.post-73385450445267340562010-02-28T13:22:26.803-06:002010-02-28T13:22:26.803-06:00i
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Rushi<br />like<br />RushVonniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13494914961461529828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2441858287783096325.post-83746830732966151602010-02-26T12:29:45.185-06:002010-02-26T12:29:45.185-06:00I would put Rush on it, fish.
BOTH KINDS.I would put Rush on it, fish.<br /><br />BOTH KINDS.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2441858287783096325.post-67592092217035695972010-02-26T11:24:25.967-06:002010-02-26T11:24:25.967-06:00probably not me either.probably not me either.Vonniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13494914961461529828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2441858287783096325.post-11941382684909512552010-02-26T10:31:34.136-06:002010-02-26T10:31:34.136-06:00Not me.Not me.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2441858287783096325.post-38132783815935254892010-02-25T16:29:42.121-06:002010-02-25T16:29:42.121-06:00The CD always sucks. It tries to offend nobody, a...The CD always sucks. It tries to offend nobody, and succeeds.<br /><br />If authoring CDs would have been possible (hell, when we got married, CDs were unknown) the one I would put together would have offended EVERYONE.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2441858287783096325.post-67940602482907025862010-02-23T19:32:18.656-06:002010-02-23T19:32:18.656-06:00Sounds like more fun than a barrel full of monkeys...Sounds like more fun than a barrel full of monkeys!<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2441858287783096325.post-78866273840666879552010-02-23T17:27:08.737-06:002010-02-23T17:27:08.737-06:00Aaah, snark I've missed you so.
If I am ever ...Aaah, snark I've missed you so.<br /><br />If I am ever crazy enough to marry, you are going to have to come and snark it up. Though it's looking more and more likely that would happen in a foreign country under a chuppah with only family, in a region where little to no English is spoken. So, it might spare you a waste of your weekend for the benefit of blog snark.<br /><br />The feather dusters? That is just messed up. Messed. Up. (I did not have to be there to be able to say that, do I?)Adorable Girlfriendhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00980315608634758758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2441858287783096325.post-80786598171100901112010-02-23T17:03:38.118-06:002010-02-23T17:03:38.118-06:00Beetown will be playing on a loop in ZEDHaus.
I w...<i>Beetown will be playing on a loop in ZEDHaus.</i><br /><br />I will need to convert the original from cassette tape...zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2441858287783096325.post-36455605876497932592010-02-23T16:52:44.220-06:002010-02-23T16:52:44.220-06:002. the priest presiding was the priest that interu...<i> 2. the priest presiding was the priest that interupted my first kiss by shouting "Whore! Whore! Whore!"</i><br /><br />Wow! That is like out of some creepy Stephen King movie.<br /><br /><i>The bride chose not to have flowers because they allegedly wilt faster in the cold weather.</i><br /><br />Which is why all florists keep their flowers in the oven.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2441858287783096325.post-52801290175310010782010-02-23T16:18:39.517-06:002010-02-23T16:18:39.517-06:00Beetown will be playing on a loop in ZEDHaus.Beetown will be playing on a loop in ZEDHaus.Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13231744174759800033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2441858287783096325.post-81220582953949162202010-02-23T16:03:31.193-06:002010-02-23T16:03:31.193-06:00Lovez it.
You will sing at my wedding?
In say, 20,...Lovez it.<br />You will sing at my wedding?<br />In say, 20, 30 years?Vonniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13494914961461529828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2441858287783096325.post-18345635445094726772010-02-23T15:52:59.214-06:002010-02-23T15:52:59.214-06:00the priest that interrupted my first kiss by shout...<i>the priest that interrupted my first kiss by shouting "Whore! Whore! Whore!" and pointing his saintly finger in my face.</i><br /><br />Really? Glad I didn't grow up catholic.<br /><br />BUT. It is a Never-Forgettable first kiss.<br /><br /><i>Laura slipped and fell two hours later. </i><br /><br />2 HOURS LATERZ? totally not your fault. There was alcohol available, I am reliably informed.<br /><br />ALSO. last TWO weddings I attended, I sung the song "Beetown". The first time was abridged, because the lyrics are foul. But at the second, since the guy who WROTE IT, and the guy who PLAYED GUITAR, were both present, we did the full song, WITH ADDITIONAL VERSES. It begins:<br /><br /><i>When I left my home of Beetown<br />at the age of Fifteen<br />I searched the whole world <br />for the girl of my dreams.<br /><br />I met her in a bar<br />at a late night rendezvous<br />I hope they don't arrest me <br />for stealing critters from the zoo ....</i><br /><br />It gets worse.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2441858287783096325.post-78748639912986293942010-02-23T15:26:51.094-06:002010-02-23T15:26:51.094-06:00And peace has left the building!!
Being asked th...And peace has left the building!! <br /><br /><i>Being asked the above question made me consider hitting on B. However, by that point, remaining upright was slightly more important.</i><br /><br />Von- not being upright is helpful after hitting on someone. <br /><br />And... feather dusters? That's new.Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13231744174759800033noreply@blogger.com