Betcha didn't think I was going to post today, did ya?
Well, I wasn't! But then I noticed I've posted every other day this week, so why not keep it going.
Then,
I realize I am having a shit-tastic day at work.
And
the office smells like poo.
So, there you have it, your post for the day.
Carry on my way-ward friends.
There'll be peace when you are done.
8 comments:
I realize I am having a shit-tastic day at work.
And
the office smells like poo.
when did you start my job?
Also, I posted today. OK, it was a retro re-post, but Jennifer started it.
And Also also: Kansas. Dude.
I commented on your post.
and
Yes, Kansas.
Nothin wrong with that song, nothing at all.
I know you commented, and I commented right the hell back. Even though you are far cooler than me, cuz you got the Corporate Sponsored Etch A Sketch greeting. Jealous,is all.
Von also got the rolled out red carpet, the tiara, and the dozen roses, but she felt posting it would be too much.
Oh... and I forgot... we fanned her with palm fronds while a bronzed young man massaged her feet...
well, of course she did.
I mean, why would you bother with all that for a zombie?
I hasn't posted in days.
I've been working on a 'serious' post.
That makes it like a loan narrative, and thus writer's block sets in.
Plus it'll be tl,dr anyways. Maybe I should go outside and see if the bunny is out there.
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Was it shit-tastic because of the poo smell, or were those unrelated fecal downers?
I've also run into two great words today: shit-tastic and douchevacuum (which the zombie used at fish's).
So much to say to your comments!
Z - don't be jealous. I must have said 5 or 6 times how much I want to meet you, and you're next, and things of that nature.
J - We speak not of palm fronds and tiaras. What the hell - you're going to make other people want to come over, and I'm keeping you all to myself.
Thunda - Eagerly awaiting a post. Bunnies or other topics, anything goes.
Brando - shit-tastic with work things. the whole I'm-only-one-person-what-do-they-expect stuff. douchevaccuum. I'm going to have to borrow that one.
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