Thursday, April 29, 2010

Dunno

I'm not quite sure how to get GermanClassCrush to love me when he never comes to class the same weeks that I do. We seem to be on this weird blow off class on alternating weeks thing, which sucks. In other news Not that any of you besides Saying Yes would even be aware of it, but I've had an obsession the last two days. back story: Woke up yesterday to go to work, and as usual, the first thing I do is turn on WGN news. There was a dog running on the expressway. And then swimming in the river. And then running down the expressway. Yes, there were cars on the expressway. Here's me: "Where ya going baby? Huh? Be careful? Someone help him!" yes, I was mostly speaking to my t.v. I went to wgn.com all day for updates, and nada. I guess the little guy got tired and ran into some woods. I figured I'd keep checking for updates today. So Wake up this morning, turn on t.v., wrong new on. I see - a dog, running down the expressway. I say "A day late and a dollar short with your news...." Then I see the little icon that says LIVE I switch over to WGN and "So if you're just tuning in, no this is not a joke, that dog is back, running on the expressway again" and here's me: "Where ya going baby? Huh? Be careful!! Where is animal control!?!? OMG don't hit him!!!" I had to turn it off when he almost very nearly got hit by a semi. Get to work Checking WGN The poor thing got tired and got arrested. For realz. He was last seen in the back of a squad car. Allegedly he's a pit bull named Boxer. I see, he ran away because of the identity crisis in being a pit bull named Boxer. I'd really like to take his stupid owner, have him go for a little jog on the highway, followed by a swim in the river, a night in the woods, and then another run on the highway. Stupid people should not be allowed to own dogs.

7 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I feel like that dog.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Oh! And I was aware of the obsession!! Yay me!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Is this worse than naming your chihuahua Spike?
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Von said...

Thunda - in a word, yes.
Z - yes, you are very tuned in, go you!

Another Kiwi said...

Boxer- Pit Bull??!!?? I'm so conflicted.
I'm just sayin' that it must have been a slow newsday.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Is this worse than naming your chihuahua Spike?

even more horrible, I named my husky "Lifetime"

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Stupid people should not be allowed to own dogs.

...or kids, or cars, or firearms, but we live in a "free" country.