Friday, May 7, 2010

Help!

You all know, I never NEVER do this - a blatant plea for comments and replies.... BUT I need your assistance. I have a group of "train friends". My tfs (as they shall henceforth be known) are women of varying ages and backgrounds. We like each other well enough and we tend to sit togetherish on the train. Many other train riders don't really care for us and our obnoxious behavior, but oh well, we are very entertaining. There are anywhere from 3 to 8 of us on any given day. There are even two sub-groups of us. The nice ones (generally the older ladies) and the mean ones (just guess which I fall into) NOW There is another group of train people. A small horde. There's 4 of them, sometimes 5 or 6. They are ugly, boring, stupid and all around nasty. They need a name Like, an opposing gang name. This morning I called them the ugly stupid gang. Laura said to me "That's no good. We need VonForNow good." That being said. I pose it to you, because to me they are what they are, the ugly stupid gang. What do you think? What should their name be? And, then, what should our gang be? ** after reading this post again, I had to add a note. Hmmm...Laura said "We need VonForNow good." HuH? I AM VonForNow. I mean, I write it, so it's me, so the snarky wit she's asking for is mine. And my commentors, sure, but mine. Like me and my blog are two seperate things....hm...must think on this for a bit.....**

11 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Call 'em Conservatives.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

The Canadian Curling Association.

Sink Lettuce Enthusiasts.

Peter Gabriel's New Album.

Another Kiwi said...

Their name : The Feckers
Your name : Who are you lookin' at?

fish said...

You: The Train Gang (alternate The Heathers)

Them: The Jonahs.

Von said...

I LOVE these suggestions!! I can't pick which I love the most!!
I KNEW you were the right people to ask!

Lazyjade said...

The Wankmasters.

Poptart said...

I want more stories on why they are ugly and stupid and boring. And I would like the whole saga in comic book form, so I can see what they - and you - all look like. This is hilarious and fascinating.

In junior high my friends and I called the asses PKs - popular kids - because they thought they were!

Another Kiwi said...

Wankmasters could be either, I'd be pretty proud to have passed that exam.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Train trolls?

Trainstain?

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Oh, Von, about your census question- you should fill out a form, the bureau is just looking for a count and some demographic info. Don't feel any qualms about it, the information is confidential.

Hell, in my neighborhood, every other house seems to have a "not so legal" apartment.

Burn this note!

Wenchie said...

The Vons vs. The Vonna-be's