Tuesday, May 18, 2010

One task down......

Hey! Guess what! I got my speech/toast thing written! I've only be stressing about it for oh......about three weeks now. Once I formulated it, it was pretty easy to craft. It's breezy, witty, funny, smart. Hell, it's just like me.

13 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

"What to do if your spouse becomes a zombie"

Von said...

Zactly

Kathleen said...

sweet! it's great to get tasks like that finished. I know it'll be great!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

What to do if your blog is infested with spiders.
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Von said...

Ack!! Is my blog infested with spiders?!?

Von said...

K-Unit - thanks for the vote of confidence! I'm nervous about giving the speech, but this is why God gave us vodka.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Inspiration always gets to you in the end.

I'm nervous about giving the speech, but this is why God gave us vodka.

Remember, drink just the right amount, then get blotto after the speech.

Brando said...

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Of course, you only the EXACT RIGHT AMOUNT to drink after you've gone past it by two or three.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

ZRM has spiders in his pockets.
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

..which will be HANDY when I find that bar that accepts speedra money.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I BET VON'S HUNGOVER, SO YOU MOOKS KEEP IT DOWN!!!

Von said...

Actually.....my hangover was from the rehearsal dinner, thus I barely drank at the wedding.
Ooops.