Dusting off the mic that is this space, to see if I have anything to say.
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
One task down......
Hey! Guess what!
I got my speech/toast thing written!
I've only be stressing about it for oh......about three weeks now.
Once I formulated it, it was pretty easy to craft.
It's breezy, witty, funny, smart.
Hell, it's just like me.
True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
13 comments:
"What to do if your spouse becomes a zombie"
Zactly
sweet! it's great to get tasks like that finished. I know it'll be great!
What to do if your blog is infested with spiders.
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Ack!! Is my blog infested with spiders?!?
K-Unit - thanks for the vote of confidence! I'm nervous about giving the speech, but this is why God gave us vodka.
Inspiration always gets to you in the end.
I'm nervous about giving the speech, but this is why God gave us vodka.
Remember, drink just the right amount, then get blotto after the speech.
True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
Of course, you only the EXACT RIGHT AMOUNT to drink after you've gone past it by two or three.
ZRM has spiders in his pockets.
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..which will be HANDY when I find that bar that accepts speedra money.
I BET VON'S HUNGOVER, SO YOU MOOKS KEEP IT DOWN!!!
Actually.....my hangover was from the rehearsal dinner, thus I barely drank at the wedding.
Ooops.
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