So, I began talking to my toaster today.
I think it's time for me to get back out there and interact with humans.
I did have a nice visit with StepSis1 yesterday. She brought me orange juice, and pop chips, and nail polish. AND she came inside and visited for a bit. No one else has done that this week. IT was soooo nice.
ANYWAY
Friday Funday.
So, I had me some H1N1. Aka Swine Flu.
What would you re-name it to? TO better suit me? Or, if you were to get it, what would you call it?
aaaaannnndd scene.
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So, I began talking to my toaster today.
I think it's time for me to get back out there and interact with humans.
That makes two of us. And I don't have the reason of being sick.
...what would you call it?
H-9/11
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...what would you call it?
svon flu for now
I think it's time for me to get back out there and interact with humans.
Just don't get them sick!
svon flu for now
We have a winner!
I'm no longer contagious. The docs said 24 hours no fever is safe, I haven't had a fever since Tuesday. So, not contagious!
wait, your step sister is a toaster? Perhaps I haven't been paying attention.
I would call it zombie flu.
at this point, if I could spend a few days in the house alone with no one bothering me, I would call it Life Savoit Flur.
I say that but I'm sure I would only last a day. or a day and a half.
LOL
Step sis visited with me last night.
THe toaster and I chatted this morning.
Sil1x and her darlings stopped by this morning, and I stood outside )OUTSIDE for about 10 minutes talking to them. Was AWESOME.
K-Unit - Oh, I agree. I've been DONE with this quarantine for a while now. Can't wait for tomorrow!
If you ever get a chance to read that underappreciated Paul van Herck classic "Where were you last Pluterday", you will find that when the protagonist talks to his coffee pot, it responds in a most beligerent manner, calling him "primitive and narrow minded". So at least you should appreciate your more civil relationship with your countertop appliances.
I tend to rename all strains of inflenza as "Consumption be done?"
Ummmmm, what the hell is "Life Savoit Flur"???
K, I think it means "Who the hell drank all the cranberry vodka?"
"Shakin' Bacon"?flu
Oatmeal Flu.
Glad you are feeling better.
I think it does too ZRM....
or "what was I smoking?"
wv: mantop
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