I was really looking forward to mocking Madonna.
I had thought that she would screech her way through some random crap while showing off her weirdly shaped chicken arms.
Man, was I wrong.
I actually dug her performance, a lot. Sure, I kinda hate LMFAO and those two chicks, and CeeLo is meh. But I thought that Madonna was kickin'.
I was a little put off, at first, with the partial lip syncing, until she started to throw down on the dance moves. I can't even stand up in heels, and she was all over the place.
And, her scary chicken arms were all covered up.
I still think she's a stone cold bitch for the way she treats the general public - remember the flower incident? - but the show was what it was supposed to be, entertaining.
Plus, I think she looked downright giddy to be there. Nice to see something can still shake her ice queen veneer.