Thursday, June 3, 2010

Ein, zwei, zuffa!!

Tis the season, again. It's MayFest weekend. Who's the best bier pourer at MayFest? Faster than lightning, not spilling a drop, lotsa foamy or not so foamy, I can do it all. All while wearing my German flag themed dress. Yep, I rock. The five shifts I was assigned attest to that. Wish me luck. I hope to have some good stories after the weekend. These festivals are always prime for people watching.

12 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

All while wearing my German flag themed dress.

Uh, is it one of those St. Pauli Girl style "bust enhancing" dresses?

Uh, inquiring minds want to know.

Another Kiwi said...

Best of luck Von.Do you know else had a German flag themed dress???

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

besides Ann Althouse?

Maibock, sweet maibock.

Von said...

AK - You? Do you have a german flag themed dress?? We could be twins....
B4 - *ahem* some of us don't need enhancing, so not really.....
Z - Funny story about the Maibock, we're not allowed to sell it at MayFest anymore, because the silly little 90 pound 22 year old chics CAN'T HANDLE IT. True story. It's all about the HofBrau this year.
Coming down?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

We've got Maibock in Milwaukee.

Actually, I've got a big taekwondo day on Saturday and Sunday is Old Guy Resting From Taekwondo Day.

Lazyjade said...

I . . . I wanna go. I want you to pour me beer and wear a pretty dress for me. This is my sad face. ;_;

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I'd go if I had a real life.
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Mendacious D said...

No more Maibock?

*sniff* Mein Liebchen!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

this country seems to be going for ever-lighter beers, pisswater really, regardless of the success of small brewers.

Ever hear of the concept of "session beers"? Even Randy Sprecher has opened a sideline brew-label to produce lighter swill.

I weep for my country. Does Vancouverania need architects? Perhaps Neil Peart needs a new house.

Mendacious D said...

This could be arranged...

Von said...

I'm coming too. Piss watery beer is piss watery.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

How many spare rooms at Club MenD?