Friday, October 22, 2010

This full moon has got me so tightly by the throat Michael Hutchence would be jealous. I'm practically foaming at the mouth here. Teh FB is a huge contributor to my moonrage. Man, people say some of the dumbest shit on there. I'd like to ban these types of status updates: weather, unborn children, health of self or children, things like "staying in bed with my love today!" um, and facebooking, asshole. I'm sure your love just loves that. Also in my craw - bad drivers. Really bad ones. I got in a kinda scary road rage thing with an Audi full of cobags last night. They did that karma foul of when we all pulled over to let an ambulance by, he pulled ahead into the empty space. Me being me, I rolled down my window and said "You KNOW you're a fucking douchebag, right?" I had to say it two or three times, just to make sure he heard me. He did, so did his fellow cobags in the car. He sat in the middle of the street at one point, just foot on the brakes. I sat right on his bumper and flashed my brights enough to upset just about any epileptic. Not looking forward to dinner with VonParents next week. I have a thing about not wanting to eat out with VonMom like ever, for fear she's going to call me out in public for what or how much I'm eating. Not going to be fun for me. I'm hoping to drive myself, so I can escape should I need to. And of course, we have to go to dinner at 5:00. No, they aren't 80, more like 60 and 70, but they don't always act as young as they should. My iPod showed me the Linkin Park/JayZ album cover for a Kelly Clarkson song. Hm. That probably should not happen. iPod is also asking to be thrown out the window because it keeps throwing out Christmas songs when it's on shuffle. And I don't have that many Christmas songs on it!! Yes, iPod, I know the stores are already ho-ho-hoing, but you don't really need to go there yet, mkay? Politicians. I know, IT'S A BIG ELECTION YEAR blah blah blah. I just want to watch my shows with out hearing how much so and so sucks. Guess what? You all suck. I really hate that we only have two choices for Governor. Um, let's see A) The incompetent that's in there now who is useless and dumb or B) the millionaire who doesn't pay taxes, is a Republican, is super ultra Pro-Life, and doesn't believe in equal pay/benefits for women. Awesome. Maybe I'll move to Canada. I hear Vancouver is nice. Soooo, if you're wondering where I've been lately, super bitch Evil Von, well, look no further. I'm back with my lovely misanthropic self. Happy Fucking Friday.

12 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Teh FB is a huge contributor to my moonrage. Man, people say some of the dumbest shit on there.

what about idiots who just post whatever song they're listening to right now? I hate those fucks.

So yeah, sorry about that.

Von said...

No, Z, those posts are ok by me!

Jennifer said...

What about those people who never update?!? I almost did today and then thought, why break a lovely streak. :)

Howl at the moon, Von! Howl at the moon!

wv: shedygme

I seem to recall requesting that of Grizzled once... after many, many drinks...

Kathleen said...

howl away!!! your post had me laughing, hope that's ok....

Brando said...

You know what would help your mood, Von? An Oasis marathon.

LOL at you telling off the Audi guys.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

"an Audi of cobags" seems like an appropriate word to describe 2-5 cobags.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

The moon made you forget a post title, too.

Silly moon!
~

mikey said...

I am often surprised by the number of people who are irritated or angered by banal FB postings, and the intensity of that reaction.

It surprises me because it seems to indicate that these otherwise smart and capable individuals somehow expected a random, unselected group might somehow offer up something profound and beautiful.

I truly do think the problem is with your expectations, Von, rather than the routine lack of imagination and thoughtfulness of the general population. When these pointless, poorly considered and ill-constructed status reports show up in the future, I'd recommend just nodding your head as if to say "yep - pretty much par for this course - mundane, pointless and only marginally literate."

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

mundane, pointless and only marginally literate."

Isn't that the mission statement of Blogger?

El Snacktator said...

El often leaves banal fb postings. He figures it's his prerogative as ruler of the world. Of course, he also hopes that occasionally he offers up something profound and beautiful. Even despotic cupcakes can dream.

Von said...

Good points all!! Brando, you made me laugh out loud.
Mikey, you have a good point, or so my brains tells me I'll feel that way after the full moon.

Shannon Erin said...

We do have more than one option for governor, but none of them will win. Unfortunately for me, I believe the Green Party candidate, Rich Whitney, should win, but I can't vote for him for fear of Brady winning. I DON'T LIKE THIS OPTION.

I want to quit Facebook every day of my life, but I just can't muster up the energy to do it. I'm right there with you.