Friday night, my friend K told me that the Big 4 is coming to Chicago.
If you don't know, it's Metallica, Anthrax, Megadeth, and Slayer
This may or may not be true (no date has been officially announced)
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It got me to thinking.
One of the things I love, and have always loved, about going to metal shows is the hot men with the looooong hair.
Hot. Really hot.
I dig long hair. I always have, and likely, always will.
Then, I thought some more....
What kind of man turns my head on a regular basis?
Bald men.
Every day, I will nod and smile at hot bald men.
Hot. Really hot.
So, turns out I like:
Long haired men
Bald men
Could I be more inconsistent?
I looked back over my long and sordid romantic history.....
Turns out I have never dated either!
Sure, I've had some *special* times with some long-haired darlings, but VonMom pretty much would have hated and possibly killed any long haired, leather jacketed dude I might have brought home for a meet and greet.
And the bald bandits of my heart?
Haven't even kissed one.
Looks like I found my plan for summer 2011.
Everyone needs a plan.
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Friday night, my friend K told me that the Big 4 is coming to Chicago.
One of the things I love, and have always loved, about going to metal shows is the hot men with the looooong hair.
...
Then, I thought some more....
What kind of man turns my head on a regular basis?
Bald men.
Funny, at first glance I thought the Big 4 meant BBBB.
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What kind of man turns my head on a regular basis?
Bald men.
To be fair, the sun's glare on a baldie's head is eye-catching.
I second what Thunder said.
the sun's glare on a baldie's head is eye-catching.
Actually, the glare makes it look like they have long hair made of the sun's rays. Win/Win for Von!
excellent plan.
and you can kiss those baldies on the top of the head too.
Or bite 'em, if y'all take my advice re: zombie.
My hair is several feet long and kind of a pewter grey. In the ongoing breakdown of all my previously taken-for-granted physical attributes, it is the one feature remaining that regularly, even daily, receives complements from strangers.
Plus, in silicon valley tech circles, a grey pony tail contributes +7 to one's intrinsic credibility, although there are myriad ways to reduce this windfall in short order.
No real point - it just occurred to me that this is data Von should have...
my plan for summer 2011.
you have a plan that doesn't involve Summerfest?
(pout)
For a moment I thought the title was "I revel in my contraindications."
Mandos - it could....
Z - I'm totally coming to Summerfest, just to visit you. We'll talk.
I have no problem stating that if B4 were heading to Chicago this summer, I'd greet him with as much if not MORE enthusiasm than I would the Big 4.
Mikey - Noted!!
As to the "Big 4", am entirely ambivalent about Slayer and find Anthrax to be an unpleasant sonic assault, something akin to a southern gentleman being tortured in the midst of some heavy road repair work.
Metallica is hit and miss, some of it, particularly Fuel and Whiskey in the Jar (yep - liked it better than the Thin Lizzy original, which sounded more like a dirge than a party) I am very fond of.
But Megadeth. Yes! Some important chapters in the soundtrack of my life are Megadeth songs, and contributing to that is the fact that I have spent many hours in long, quiet, intense conversations with Dave that I found both enlightening and entertaining. So I'm just going to think of it as the Big one and a half...
W/V listens to Anthrax and arrives at a similar conclusion, declaring reaker
Well, I like them all. But thanks for your opinion.
My pleasure.
You know, I don't just give my opinion to anyone. But I thought you deserved it...
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