Thursday, September 25, 2008

Dear blank......

Dear Tracy Swartz of the Red Eye, I am hugely tired of your Cubs slamming. You are not funny. You are not witty. You are not entertaining. I have no idea why you are on the 5 on 5. Is it because you set the bar so low, you make the other 4 people on the panel seem hilarious and bright? I hope to someday run into you on the street so I can beat some sense in to you. I will first dazzle you with my biting wit, and then probably punch you in the face. I'm guessing you fight like a girl. Dear ABC, Thank you for bringing back Grey's Anatomy. It was fantastic. That was a pretty fast two hours. A wonderful distraction. This season looks very promising. And OMG, you've hired my super-hottie from "Rome" to be the new hot doctor. Yummy. This weekend has promise. Lots of it. It's Oktoberfest. ANYTHING can happen. Free Will Astrology says so.

4 comments:

Poptart said...

I would like to do to my recent anonymous poster what you would like to do to Tracy Swartz.

Have a GREAT time at Oktoberfest and I will be there in spirit, but in flesh I will be in the woods lifting heavy things and showering under the stars.

Von said...

Oh? Do you have a troll? Let's us all go over and hassle Poptart's troll - we do love troll hunting!
We'll miss you tomorrow. It's going to be a blast!

hell said...

I hate Tracy Swartz. She is nt funny or clever. Frankly, I think her comments are dumb. I like Bag Boy better.

Von said...

I know. SHe's an idiot.