Friday, January 15, 2010

Random thoughts on a drizzly Friday

Things I'm thinking about on this day before the three day weekend: (in no particular order, and posted as randomly as they float around in my brainz)
  • Spiders and gross fish guts (thanks Jennifer and Fish!) are gross
  • Is phone sex cheating?
  • I like The Samples. What ever happened to them? They made some smooth tunes
  • Thinking of quitting Plenty of Fish now that I know -for a fact - that one of the guys I'm talking to is TOTALLY MARRIED
  • Above mentioned guy is a total fucker
  • I'm extremely sleep deprived. I maybe can sleep in on Monday. That would be good - Monday. Yep, sleeping on Monday.
  • How sleep deprived to I have to get before I get some clarity?
  • If I took one letter out of my first name, and said it backwards, it would be pronounced Envy. I consider this to be awesome
  • I can't believe I've never thought of the above before.
  • If a tree falls in the woods....crap....I can't remember the rest of that phrase, so I guess it's irrelevant.
  • I like cheese
  • I'm having an incredibly shitty day at work. If I get chucked under the bus one more time, I may not get up again
  • Popcorn for lunch sounds pretty good right about now
  • Will that one guy text me today?
  • Should I give that other guy my number, in case he wants to text me?
  • How can I get that third guy to stop texting me?
  • It's only life
  • I still hate the person that invented speakerphones. I also hate overtly loud talkers, and uptalkers
  • I hope Crush-man comes to Stammtisch tonight. That would rock
  • I wonder what I did to Chris this time. Jumping into that fire on Sunday when I just show up at her house to give her and Lizzie presents.
  • *****static**************

Hope you enjoyed that little glimpse. Have a great weekend, see you on the flip-side.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do, but keep in mind, there's not much I wouldn't do.....

390 comments:

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ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

If a tree falls in the woods....crap....I can't remember the rest of that phrase, so I guess it's irrelevant.

If a tree falls in the woods, then the bear craps on the Pope with a loud farting noise.
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Vonnie said...
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Vonnie said...

Thunda - Awesome.

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Mendacious D said...

Oh, hello spamulator.

POSSIBLY DRUNKEN ACRIMONY:

(you've already got my number, actually)

(bloody Vikings. Also)

Jennifer said...

POSSIBLY DRUNKEN ACRIMONY

LOL!!

Von- love the list. I love those random snippets that people divulge. I think it tells more than the most thought out post.

I hope you get some sleep, but if not, keep on divulging. :)

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

doop de doop, nothing to see here....

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

keep moving, folks.... just putting up the big stone head....

(dammit, Zed! Not yet!)

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

First!
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

thunder is quick with the red leather singlet.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Don't do anything I wouldn't do, but keep in mind, there's not much I wouldn't do.....

this could have been an ill-advised remark, I fear....

Vonnie said...

Well.....there's that....
but then again, you know how I roll.
Type first, think later.
I stand by that statement.
I'm leaving the spam comment up. It amuses me. and I still want to know if phone sex is cheating.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Well, it is if you use your partner's credit card.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

(ahem)[Explaining Voice]

Z is for Zardoz
Boggity tradition
to leave a mess on a post
is part of the mission

D is for D, Mendacious.
Who may be blamed.
But since he's a Canuck.
It's unlikely he will feel shame.

R is for The Romantics
I once broke Snag's CD
I don't think he appreciated
It is what it be.

J is for Jennifer
Partner in crime
When she shows up
Filthbot won't be far behind.

B is for Bloggerhood,
invite all the rest.
If we all leave comments
Von's scroller will be put to the test!

Z is for Zombee
Also. with time on his hands
he brings the floating Stone Head
And it doesn't have to rhyme.

S is for Spider...
SHUT UP SMUT


A is for Awesome
Blogger that is Von
By the time Monday comes
we hope her blues will be gone!


AND SUCH AS.

Vonnie said...

Aaaaah. I understand what is happening here.
I'm enthralled.
Giddy.
Excited.
Bring.It.On.

Vonnie said...

the poem is teh fantastic.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

...except for the typos.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I understand what is happening here.

I am not sure you do. Just ask feeshy:

http://reallysmallfish.blogspot.com/2009/12/test.html

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

ooo, the new capcha is pityrod

LOL, as the kids tweet.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

It's only life

Taunting zombeez now? for shame.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

netflix coughed up Black Sheep last night. Not the Chris Farley movie, the one about the Sheep Zombies. Well, more of were-sheep I guess. Missus Zombie has no interest in Sheep Zombie Movies, so last night we watched District 9. No zombies, but excellent lobster aliens.

I am gonna watch the zombie sheep this afternoon, after I try to lose the dog at the dog park.

Jennifer said...

Zardoz rang???

Jennifer said...

Jennifer never mocks a Zombie who smooshes speedras.

Jennifer said...

And yes, Von, phone sex is cheating.

Jennifer said...

netflix coughed up Black Sheep last night

I watched Apocalypse Now: Redux, last night... I had never seen the whole movie, and now have seen even more of the movie I hadn't seen all of... did that make sense?

Oh wait, it's a Zardoz... it doesn't need to.

Jennifer said...

And, Zombie... I'll have you know, the attempted Zardoz at my place was never finished! WTF?? I don't blame you. I blame fish... apparently very bad giver of stone head.

Oops! Filthbot is in the building!

Jennifer said...

Also, stone head may or may not be cheating...

Jennifer said...

Where in the hell is everybody? Don't make me do this on my own. I'm still weak from the months of speedra hell!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

told you. What a Zombee says in verse is True.

Jennifer said...

Von- I'd leave the spam up as well. It is funny... and, maybe provide entertainment for later. I say we each call a number and post on the happenings.

Jennifer said...

Eewwwww! That didn't sound right! You know what I mean.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

jennifer comment-blocked me.

I didn't think that was a Zardoz at SY.

You will receive a Zardoz, my friend. You will. Might as well break y0ur Romantics CDs now.

Jennifer said...

Also, we're all nosy, curious people... pony up the phone sex details...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

word verification really slows down a Zardoz.

Jennifer said...

I thought it was an aborted Zardoz. I wasn't sure...

Jennifer said...

I was thinking the same thing. Word verification must GO!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Hmpf. Sun is coming out, so I gotta take the dog to the doggy park. I will be back later, I will be bringing Pineal Punch. we can order Zombie Pizza. Bill it to MenD.

Jennifer said...

It's almost worse than fish's HaloSuck and it tapping its watch saying it was too soon to comment.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I thought it was an aborted Zardoz

That's illegal in America. And a Sin. Pat robertson told me so.

Jennifer said...

See you after the dog park. I must go out and clean up dog doodoo since we're above freezing and the layers of evidence that our dogs actually eat are revealing themselves...

Vonnie said...

i might be able to help with that.

Jennifer said...

And! I'm billing nothing to MenD after he put up soothing puppy goodness!

Vonnie said...

no helping cleaning up dog doo, helping remove word verf. temporarily.

Jennifer said...

That's illegal in America. And a Sin. Pat robertson told me so.

And!!! It was a late term Zardoz! Over 50 comments!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Von, don't encourage us. It's after noon, and we can start drinking. That should be enough encouragement.

Jennifer said...

Gawd bless you, Von!!! You're excused from dog doo duty due to removal of WV.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

OK, we'll bill fish for the pizzas. And the cleaning crew.

Vonnie said...

word verf turned off.
knock yourselves out. Can't wait to read it!

Jennifer said...

It is afternoon, isn't it!!! With some liquid encouragement, we could hit 400 by nightfall!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

well. I mean MOST people can start drinking.

Zombeez are not diurnal, and thus do not conform to artificial time-constructs.

Jennifer said...

yay! It's off!!

Jennifer said...

I'm a little afraid to start drinking for fear the spiders will come back out.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Someone alert Snag. He's got to get off his duff and PARTICIPATE in one of these things.

Damn reticent Minnesotans.

eff the Vikings.

Jennifer said...

Already over halfway there, ZRM!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Also, perhaps we can dedicate the first 100 comments to bad-mouthing fish.

Jennifer said...

Snag is fully wrapped up in REAL LIFE! Pffffft!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I hate fishing.

Jennifer said...

I can easily go through 200 comments if we're bad-mouthing fish.

Isn't there a bad-mouth bass?

Jennifer said...

I did enjoy gutting fish...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Piffle. I saw Snag on the FB just a little bit ago. Probably writing heartwarming stories about how much he loves his dog.

Jennifer said...

Oops... duty calls... back in a bit.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

A Big-mouth Ass?

I think that was one of the phone sex numbers.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Damn you fish!

Also.

It's Saturday, so the noon requirement re: drinking was not in effect.

Not at my house!
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Squirmy Dog pooped in the house, apparently.

Von's gonna be REAL sorry about this.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

well, it's convenient when you have to pick up the bottle to get at the keyboard, thundra.

Smart move, that.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

By the way, ZRM, I did respond to your bag of hammers request.

Also, fish is denounced!
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I noticed that, Thunder. Well done, I like it.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Guess why I'm using the old pc with crappy Windoze ME on it, ZRM.
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Bag of Hammers interviewing a Box of Rocks. Pretty much describes the Sunday News talk shows.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Cuz you're blind drunk?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Nope.

BECAUSE SOMEONE spilled a half glass of Cabernet right into the keyboard of my nice new laptop.

*sniff*

(And no, it wasn't my brother's cat.)
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Jennifer said...

It's Saturday, so the noon requirement re: drinking was not in effect.

Good point!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

don't drink and blog, thunder.

Jennifer said...

Did you lick the keyboard to retrieve the wine?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

see, that's why I never leave my glasses half-full.

Jennifer said...

Yeah, don't drink and blog, just drink. Or, drink and insult fish.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

is licking a keyboard cheating?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

So I should stop helping the Zardoz? Because I've got a glass of whine (also wine) right next to both keyboards.

If at first you don't succeed, just drink some more.
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

fiieesh.... fhshisy. He's... such a FISH.

Jennifer said...

is licking a keyboard cheating?

LOL! Who's filthbot now!?!

Jennifer said...

No, you can't stop, THundra! Besides, your place is going to be next.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I gotta go, so it's up to you and Jennifer, thunder. Keep that wine glass filled!

Jennifer said...

ZRM- don't forget to cover that bottle with a brown wrapper before heading out to the dog park.

Jennifer said...

I can stick around until 100, but then must attack dog turdlets. Oh well, there's nothing turdletty about them. They're huge.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

IftheZardozdontgetya

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

My laptop has slowly come back to life...first the mouse would work and nothing else, than finally a few days later the keyboard started working again.

However the broadband internet connection (located in the back right corner, aka where the wine was poured out) remains dead.

Also, a little wine splashed onto the display, where it somehow sunk right in. So you can see that it has left red traces, and also some bright spots that don't display pixel detail.

I've learned quite a bit about wine and laptops.
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Jennifer said...

I'm sure Von will love reading about that.

Is cleaning up dog doo while on the phone, cheating? Maybe I should use a shovel instead of a phone.

Vonnie said...

I thought saying yes was next??

Jennifer said...

Your laptop has merely passed out.

Jennifer said...

Von- I'll believe it when I see it... I've seen the work of fish and ZRM... we'll leave it at that. Wait, ZRM does stellar Zardoz work. It's fish... slacker... coaster...

Thundra is proving to be quite the Zardozer though!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

checking something....

Jennifer said...

Zardozer sounds like a name from the McKenzie Brothers.

Jennifer said...

LOL!!! Love it, ZRM!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Is Saying Yes cheating?

Jennifer said...

Thanks for the idea, ZRM.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

At least my laptop didn't bump it's head, like what happened to M.B.
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Jennifer said...

Is Saying Yes cheating?

Depends on who you say yes to...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

99 comments of beer on the wall..
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Jennifer said...

Did he put ice on it?

Jennifer said...

Woo-hoo! We're over! That was painless. And it's still so early. Von's going to need a clean-up crew.

Jennifer said...

Ok... dog poop awaits.

If I don't come back... you'll know who won.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I think he woke up with a big cut on his head and had to piece together the events leading up to it.

(See post just before the one I linked to.)
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ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I'm afraid I have to go out and buy stuff.

I'll take my camera, in case there's something to take a picture of.

Von, you've been a wonderful hostess, as always!
~

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

whoah- the zombiee takes a break and the Zardoz loses all the steam.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Von, you've been a wonderful hostess, as always!

Well, that was just the early party. The ones where people with kids come, have a mild time, and leave early before they have fun by accident.

Now is when the reprehensible behavior starts. This is when I would expect MenD to show up.

And expect fish with spiders.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

come ON Eternals!!

do it for Von!!

Where the HELL is MenD?

Jennifer said...

I've been spared dog poop excavation for another day. It's too cold today, poop has reattached to the snow. TMI? Tough!

Anyhow, I took an impromptu nap after watching something with the lamblet.

I'm refreshed and ready to go...

where were we?

Jennifer said...

Von- was Crush-man at Stammtisch last night?? Do tell.

Jennifer said...

And, dare I ask... what is Plenty of Fish? I'm assuming it refers to there being plenty of fish in the sea? Is it a match.com type o'thang? Tell an old married woman. I'm not hip to the ways of the dating internetz other than those I see advertised.

Jennifer said...

And... did that one guy text you yesterday? (Refer to above post).

Jennifer said...

Did you get the 3rd guy to stop texting you? How does one do that? Does just telling them to stop work or am I missing out on some technological way??

Jennifer said...

I like cheese as well... probably because it has happy chemicals in it. Of course, you do have to come down off of a cheese bender so maybe faux-cheese happiness is not all it's cracked up to be.

Jennifer said...

If a bear shits in the woods and no one is there, does anyone hear it?

Jennifer said...

I dislike speaker phones for a number of reasons... I married into a LOUD family so I'm getting used to that one. Uptalkers? I thought that went out with off the shoulder sweatshirts...

Jennifer said...

And... did you find out what you did to Chris?? Male or female? I'm guessing you did nothing. 99.9% of our own outbursts are due to our own knotted undies. The rest are due to fish posting too many spider pix at once.

Jennifer said...

I wonder if thunder is still licking his laptop.

Jennifer said...

Wow. Now, out of context, that one sounded really wrong...

Jennifer said...

ZRM- how was the doggy park? Did the sun remain out? Ours has been absent for most of the day, but we've had a lot this week so I don't mind. Tomorrow promises to be warmer and sunnier... dog bombs in the yard await their reawakening.

Jennifer said...

"It's only life"... true, but it's all you've got so stop thinking about the dilrods and think about yourself. :)

Jennifer said...

I hope you get some sleep before Monday. I took a nap today, very nice. I like surprise naps, unless they happen while filling up the gas tank or driving or during sex. Of course I've never napped during any of these, but still, it would be an inconvenience... and would no doubt, greatly reduce the enjoyment of the nap.

Jennifer said...

I'm wondering how long before someone else shows up...

Jennifer said...

I'm somehow thinking it doesn't matter.

Jennifer said...

I also have to add, doing a Zardoz (doing? pulling? creating??) on a female blog is much less stressful. Perhaps it's because a female will understand the general chatty nature of the act.

Jennifer said...

Although, the one that occurred on ZRM's was surrounded in ease. I suppose it's because I am usually rambling with ZRM anyhow so it was fret-free.

Jennifer said...

And although we've Zardoz bombed fish many, many times, I always get the feeling he's going to come out and yell at us to get off his lawn, that he's doing serious science business dammit!!!

Jennifer said...

fish needs more cheese.

Jennifer said...

Blogs need more cheese.

Jennifer said...

There should be a damn cheese tray in the comment section of every blog!

Jennifer said...

And a fully stocked bar!

Jennifer said...

And comfy chairs... and an erasure of all important things needing to be done... and $200 for each time you cross the 100 comment mark.

Jennifer said...

Let's turn Zardoz into a pyramid scheme!

Jennifer said...

A pyramid of 5!

Jennifer said...

We'll throw gawd-forsaken Zardoz parties and will convince our helpless neighbors to buy in, although they won't know what they're buying and they won't realize that the right to ramble is free! Even more so for the insane!

Jennifer said...

If you had to call one of those spam phone lines, which would it be?

Jennifer said...

And just what does "Anything Goes Phone Sex" mean??

Jennifer said...

I'm guessing you're charged more for the more dangerous acts, even though you'll be doing them on yourself!

Jennifer said...

If you ask for an Around the World on an anything goes phone sex line... do you have to give proof that you're disease free?

Jennifer said...

And... suppose you're into S&M... how do you conduct a phone call with a gag in your mouth??

Jennifer said...

And just how many people want to have sex with their phones?

Jennifer said...

Ok... end of that conversation.

Jennifer said...

I've got to pry myself away from this titillating conversation. ZRM- you can't say I haven't done my fair share!

I'll try to get back later tonight... that is unless my phone asks me out to dinner. It's been staring at me this entire time.

Jennifer said...

Pfffft! Apparently the Zombie is out searching for brains.

Vonnie said...

This is fantastic. Love it.
Ok.
Crush man did not show up. But it was still wicked fun.
No, the first person did not text.
No clue why Chris (female) is not speaking to me. I'm showing up at her house tomorrow, so I guess I will find out.
Umm....
what else.....

Vonnie said...

plenty of fish is a free dating website. let me tell ya, you get what you pay for.
bleh.
no, i haven't gotten other guy to stop texting me, but he's totally on the way out. don't really like him. he lives with his parents and has no job

Mendacious D said...

I have heard many horror stories from women who have tried Plenty of Fish. A friend of my ex's was actually asking ME for advice. Ha!

Also, only 150 comments? I'm sure we can do better!

Mendacious D said...

we can order Zombie Pizza. Bill it to MenD.

Are you insinuating something?

Mendacious D said...

Speaking of Orange, I can't seem to find the Jon Spencer Blues Explosion track of the same name on Youtube.

So: dang.

Come for the silver suit, stay for the Ed-Woodesque flying saucer.

Mendacious D said...

(yes, this is blatant zombie-baiting. And possibly Filthbot, too)

Mendacious D said...

And where is fish? Still covered in icing?

Mendacious D said...

Also, to save ZRM the trouble: Never mind the pollocks.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

must have been a hell of a hangover, D.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I suspected this thread could use the services of an Ombudsbirdpersonmoose.
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ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Jennifer said...

And although we've Zardoz bombed fish many, many times, I always get the feeling he's going to come out and yell at us to get off his lawn, that he's doing serious science business dammit!!!


That wouldn't be very eFishient of him.
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I am a little surprised that there hasn't been a Giant Spider Invasion yet.

Perhaps we haven't insulted fish enough.

so: fish is scaly.

Jennifer said...

Yeah! More insulting of fish!

ZRM- how sad that the truck got in the way of your moving vehicle. Were you trying to Zardoz will driving?

Thundra- how's your laptop? Has it dried out? Is it in rehab?

Von- one more comment on the cheating question... if you have to ask... it probably is. Was Mr. Dirtbag trying to convince you it wasn't?

Jennifer said...

fish is colder than the undead ZRM.

Jennifer said...

fish is bottom feeder... which is probably why he hangs out with the likes of us...

Jennifer said...

Enough about fish... it's not a fish world... and, this is Von's fabulous blog. Back to Von.

Jennifer said...

Did you get any sleep last night, Von?

Grizzled said good morning.

Jennifer said...

And then he made a not-so-nice comment about your blog friends...

Jennifer said...

He's almost as mean as fish.

Jennifer said...

So Miss Y-Von... what's on the agenda for today??

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

It's in rehab, Jennifer. It looks like the screen will never be the same (and only a bit of wine splashed up there...go figure).

But I need it to connect to the internet to be of use, and I can't do that right now.

So I'm on the old Windoze M.E. By the way, Ha Ha MSFT!!
~

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

And then he made a not-so-nice comment about your blog friends...

Come now, no teasing...what'd he say?
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

If not for the not, Mr. He-man manly macho man Pickup Truck driver probably wouldn't notice his cracked taillight for weeks. If I eve did it, and comparing the configuration of my car to the height of his taillight, I don't see how it happened. His bumper caved in the corner of my car pretty good though. At least 750 bucks worth of damage.

I am about to shut down Flat Stanley here; he's getting a new hard drive today and a new bluetooth module. It will be good to be able to use my wireless mice without a dongle.

Maybe we should start badmouthing Grizzled? That should take us through 200, 250...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Thunder; it's like Bobo Brooks was saying about the American Economy the other day.

Windows MUST be the better OS, because it is more 'exciting'.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I saw BOBO appear on your homepage, ZRM. I had nothing nice to say about him, so I said nothing.
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

when was that? weren't we beating up on him?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

more importantly, I have a home page?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

raaargh!! I am a Big Stone Head!!!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

An interesting commentary on the future of Israel for anyone who is interested.
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ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Juniper confirms cyber attack after Google case
Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:29pm EST

NEW YORK, Jan 15 (Reuters) - Juniper Networks Inc (JNPR.N) said on Friday it was one of the victims of a cyber attack in China first brought to light by Google Inc (GOOG.O), which has threatened to quit the country.

"Juniper Networks recently became aware of, and is currently investigating, a cyber security incident involving a sophisticated and targeted attack against a number of companies," Juniper spokeswoman Amy Lee said in a statement.

Internet search giant Google has threatened to exit China after the cyber-attacks. Cyber-experts have said more than 30 firms were victims of attacks that security experts said were delivered by exploiting a flaw in Microsoft Corp's (MSFT.O) Internet Explorer browser. (Reporting by Ritsuko Ando and Jim Finkle; editing by Gunna Dickson)
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Oh, well, you expect me to read AG's links?

Didn't realize it was a Brooksie link. WTF does Brooks know about Israel?

Unless, of course, he talked to a Jew in a cab once.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Apparently he doesn't know that non-Jews live there too, as Mandos pointed out.

Or maybe he meant they had no future. Bobo is a contemptible propagandist.
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

true.

He's also a lewdatural podiatrist.

He's worse than fish.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

fish is more competitive though

fish said...

I'm a little afraid to start drinking for fear the spiders will come back out.

Spiders only come out when you stop drinking.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

hey, if we're gonna start sliming wingnuts, we could hit 400!!

Lileks is an ineffectual cosmogroon.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

fish also come out when you stop drinking, apparently.

To the booze!!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Kristol is a pie-face.

fish said...

Is cleaning up dog doo while on the phone, cheating?

There are fetish numbers specifically for that.

fish said...

Dumping wine on a Window$ computer seems like a reasonable way to put it (and us) out of its misery.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I'll have to take some pictures to recreate the events leading to the tragedy.
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Got a T-8 Torx driver I can borrow? dammit.

fish said...

what is Plenty of Fish?

It is how people describe being happy. I was feeling blue, but now I feel like plenty of fish.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

or perhaps it merely describes a Friday Night Fish Fry in Milwaukee.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

What would it take to feel like A Whole Lotta Fish?
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fish said...

It will be good to be able to use my wireless mice without a dongle.

I am assuming this is some kind of new cyber-perv

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Linky

Getting ready to sit around drinking beer and watching football.

I AM OVERACHIEVER!@!!!*(#&*$!
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fish said...

What would it take to feel like A Whole Lotta Fish?

Try a nice dinner out, a couple of drinks in a rooftop hotel bar and we will see how the evening turns out Thunder...

fish said...

Is phone sex cheating?

I don't know, did the TV think it was an exclusive relationship?

fish said...

Gonna

fish said...

the

fish said...

glory

fish said...

HA!

fish said...

EQUUS!!!!

Jennifer said...

fish also come out when you stop drinking, apparently.

fish comes out when someone mentions competition.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

he has so little, Jennifer.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

A roof top hotel bar?

I thought fish did it in the estuaries...
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fish said...

I got just the place.

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