Friday, January 15, 2010

Random thoughts on a drizzly Friday

Things I'm thinking about on this day before the three day weekend: (in no particular order, and posted as randomly as they float around in my brainz)
  • Spiders and gross fish guts (thanks Jennifer and Fish!) are gross
  • Is phone sex cheating?
  • I like The Samples. What ever happened to them? They made some smooth tunes
  • Thinking of quitting Plenty of Fish now that I know -for a fact - that one of the guys I'm talking to is TOTALLY MARRIED
  • Above mentioned guy is a total fucker
  • I'm extremely sleep deprived. I maybe can sleep in on Monday. That would be good - Monday. Yep, sleeping on Monday.
  • How sleep deprived to I have to get before I get some clarity?
  • If I took one letter out of my first name, and said it backwards, it would be pronounced Envy. I consider this to be awesome
  • I can't believe I've never thought of the above before.
  • If a tree falls in the woods....crap....I can't remember the rest of that phrase, so I guess it's irrelevant.
  • I like cheese
  • I'm having an incredibly shitty day at work. If I get chucked under the bus one more time, I may not get up again
  • Popcorn for lunch sounds pretty good right about now
  • Will that one guy text me today?
  • Should I give that other guy my number, in case he wants to text me?
  • How can I get that third guy to stop texting me?
  • It's only life
  • I still hate the person that invented speakerphones. I also hate overtly loud talkers, and uptalkers
  • I hope Crush-man comes to Stammtisch tonight. That would rock
  • I wonder what I did to Chris this time. Jumping into that fire on Sunday when I just show up at her house to give her and Lizzie presents.
  • *****static**************

Hope you enjoyed that little glimpse. Have a great weekend, see you on the flip-side.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do, but keep in mind, there's not much I wouldn't do.....

390 comments:

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Mandos said...

Remind me not to swim in any estuaries.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Don't swim in any estuaries, Mandos.

Especially if they have Candiru in it.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I hope Von doesn't check in until tomorrow.

Jennifer said...

he has so little, Jennifer.

:)

True... so true...

Jennifer said...

Hey, ZRM... I don't know what came over me, but while at Michael's, needing a gift bag, I found myself buying CHARCOAL!!!!

Next thing you know, I'll be backing into a truck. :)

Jennifer said...

Hey! We could do a reverse Zardoz and start removing all of our comments! Von would never know what happened!! Or maybe she hasn't turned off email notification.

Have we broken her blog yet?

Jennifer said...

Maybe thunder could pour some wine into the comments.

Jennifer said...

Or better yet, fish could make them all disappear! Not just those from today and yesterday, but for ALL OF HISTORY!

Jennifer said...

Did I see Mandos in here??

Jennifer said...

I guess we don't need to worry about seeing fish in here for say another 82 comments...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Jennifer has had her coffee...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

my computer tells me it's going to take 2 1/2 hours to install the new OS.

doop de doop, nothing better to do....

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Jennifer with charcoal?

I CALL SPIDER JENNIFER!!! Unpossible.

We need an Ombuds ruling on this.

Jennifer said...

Buying it and using it are two different things... I'm not even sure I can unwrap the package. When trying the first time, I heard hissing and then realized it was me...

Jennifer said...

Mmmmm! Coffee! I have had it, but could use some moooore. It's been a few hours.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

remember when we used to be impressed with a 100 comment Zardoz?

Of course, the crazy was compressed into those comments.

Jennifer said...

100 comments was so 1992...

Jennifer said...

And yeah, I don't think we were cheating like fish... putting one word per comment.

Jennifer said...

fish cheats and steals...

Jennifer said...

ZRM- for my first charcoal in a LONG TIME... I'm doing something in my comfort zone.

I can't tell you how much my innards are rebelling against this, but if they're rebelling that much, it has to be done.

I'll have to hate you if I end up liking it.

Jennifer said...

I'm cleaning tons of crap out of my office/studio space today. I keep waiting to find something I've forgotten that was of dire importance. So far, no hiding monsters...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I'll have to hate you if you're better at it than I am....

Jennifer said...

I'm also thinking I need to put a mental mood scale on my Amazon account so if I'm in a certain mood, I'm not allowed to impulsively buy any books!

Jennifer said...

Has anyone heard from Snag??

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Snag has withdrawn into the Compound....

Jennifer said...

I got an email last week, responded, but have no heard back from him.

We'll have to form a mob party if he thinks he's leaving us permanently.

Jennifer said...

Snag has withdrawn into the Compound....

Apparently so.

Jennifer said...

I'll have to hate you if you're better at it than I am....

Just one more for the Hating Jennifer crowd...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

So, be bad at charcoal. Let a Zombie have his petty victories.

Vonnie said...

I'm here! I'm here! Sorry for the delay.
I thought maybe this was over yesterday, shows what I know. Welcome Fish and Mandos
I want to know what Grizzled had to say about my blog friends....
So, NOOOOOO, no sleep. Well, some. About 6ish hours?
Met a friend for breakfast at Whole Paycheck (or Whole Foods), chatted with her for a while. Headed over to Chris's to see Lizzie. No Chris sighting at all. Victor (Lizzie's dad) let me in and hung out with me and Lizzie. He has no idea why Chris is not talking to me, but we are sure she isn't. While I was there Chris was sleeping, and then in the shower. I was there over an hour and 1/2. Hmmmmm.
Now I'm hanging out with y'all. Soon I'm going to visit Jessica who had sinus surgery the other day, followed by volunteering the Solas show at Old Town. Another nice relaxing ;) day in my life......

Vonnie said...

someone mentioned AG coming over here.....I doubt it. I snarked on her Biden post, and then Z sided with me, so she might be a bit bitter in my general direction right now.
Fish - phone sex/t.v. joke? HIlarious.

Vonnie said...

You all have made my weekend. For realz.
You guys are the best.
Unless you break my blog.
Then, we might have some issues.
IS this your way of getting rid of my sub-par blog?
Now I'm paranoid.
Must be the sleep deprivation....
a nap might be in order.....

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

sub-par blog?

What, like you're not familiar with the Empire?

It's been infested with spiders, I think....

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

if your blog breaks, it's fish's fault.

Or maybe snag's. I think Snag hates us all, since we broke his Romantics CD.

Jennifer said...

Von! Sounds like a busy weekend. Thanks for letting us trash your place.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Jennifer makes it sound like we ask for permission.

Eternals need no permission. When the floating Head shows, it's all over.

Jennifer said...

ZRM- I did a little practice... something that is definitely in my comfort zone... and done on the Sunday paper. I should have gotten some good charcoal paper while I was out. Oh well.

Next one will be on official paper (too white for charcoal, but oh well) and will be from real life, not from doodles from my memory. I was also remembering one thing I hated about charcoal... it's SCRATCHY! I may as well be chewing on Styrofoam!

But, back to Von!

Jennifer said...

Jennifer makes it sound like we ask for permission.

Eternals need no permission. When the floating Head shows, it's all over.


Good point.

It's my years of parochial school...

Jennifer said...

And speaking of school... Von, that Chris ordeal sounds very much like school. I'd say it's not worth your time or worry.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...



LOLromo: Picture of Tony Romo with amusingly misspelled caption.
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya | January 17, 2010 3:21 PM | Report abuse

Vonnie said...

Yes, Chris is very very immature. We've been friends for 20 years, she's pretty much the same.
Sigh.
Hey, you all are welcome to trash my place whenever you like!!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Also, it's all fishie's fault, whatever it is we might get blamed for.
~

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I need to try that one on the Police....

Jennifer said...

Also, it's all fishie's fault, whatever it is we might get blamed for.

That's right. I even used that one with a utility company when my bill was lost. It worked.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Note to self: remember to change avatar from Big Stone Head....

Jennifer said...

Hey Von- what did you have for breakfast?? I like Whole Foods, but the tally is usually painful.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

It's fishie's fault if I forget to change my avatar back...

Jennifer said...

What big, stone head??

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Hey! Flat Stanley rebooted!!

Jennifer said...

Oh no! We've past the 250 mark. Trying to turn back now would be futile!!!

Jennifer said...

Woo-hoo for Flat Stanley!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

We can't turn back now!! More power to the engines!!

Jennifer said...

I say we all use fish's avatar.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Maybe I should rename it FrankenLaptop now...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Nah. It will make me feel dirty, and make us all smell like fish guts.

Mendacious D said...

Not if I have anything to say about it!

Fish may steal almost everything else, though.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Men D has no avatar?

That seems wrong.

Jennifer said...

Testing... testing...

Jennifer said...

Eewwww!!! That feels WRONG!!!!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

told ya so.

Jennifer said...

I'm back to something more normal.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

fish WILL steal everything else, Men D.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Hey! I KNOW that goggy!!

Jennifer said...

The scary thing is, I still have that fairy/unicorn cutout thingie up behind the EL's dresser. She was saying she wanted to use it again for a later b-day, just for fun... what was so her, has now become tainted with fishiness...

Jennifer said...

fish has stolen fairy memories of my EL!

Jennifer said...

We could do an entire Zardoz merely listing things fish has stolen.

Jennifer said...

MenD- thanks again for the puppy video. That was very cute... and blessedly, spider-free.

Jennifer said...

We're at 276 people!!! No time to leave now!

Jennifer said...

Where's Frankentop??

Mendacious D said...

Men D has no avatar?

It is camouflaged.

J: My pleasure. Non-spider posting is always a good thing.

Jennifer said...

Non-spider posting is always a good thing.

Sing it, brotha!!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

It is camouflaged.

GHOST MEESE!
~

Jennifer said...

GHOST MEESE!

LOL!

Jennifer said...

fish had better not be lurking...

Mendacious D said...

Albino moose!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Fish is a bottom-feeder, always lurking....

Jennifer said...

That awesome was directed to MenD's albino moose... not the fact that fish is a lurking, bottom-feeder...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

we have a ghost fish in our aquarium.

Jennifer said...

What is it? We have a ghost cory cat.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I dunno. It's hard to see.

fish said...

fish

fish said...

cheats

Jennifer said...

Is it a Boogill?

fish said...

steals

fish said...

...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Hah!! Fish-blocked!!

Jennifer said...

GET OUT, FISH!

Jennifer said...

GRRRRR!

Jennifer said...

NO WAY!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

sneaky fish is sneaky

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

..but zombeez is fasterer.

Jennifer said...

Phew!!!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I think we need to go over and break fish's Romantics CDs.

Jennifer said...

I say we just break fish.

Jennifer said...

Leave him in a quivering, whimpering mass...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

mike rowe has done some interesting things to fish on Dirty Jobs...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

troll-fish.

Jennifer said...

My evil mind read that as doing dirty things to fish...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Now that Von has been a Recipient, she must participate in the next Zardozzing...

Jennifer said...

trolling fish

Jennifer said...

Yes, she must. She's tainted for life now...

Mendacious D said...

I prefer trawling, myself. Much less work.

Jennifer said...

You do get more with trawling.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

thunderpants took credit for his Beck v. Palin illustration over at Sadly, No, without mentioning the Zombie input.

He's been hanging around fish, apparently.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

thunderpants took credit for his Beck v. Palin illustration over at Sadly, No, without mentioning the Zombie input.

He's been hanging around fish, apparently.
January 17, 2010 1:11 PM


SLANDER!

Specific credit was extended to the Zombie when I updated the picture.

UPDATE! I have enrolled in a course at the prestigious 3Bulls! OmbudsAcademy. In "Ombudsing 101a - The Basics of Blog Customer Care™", I have already learned to respond to common tater needs, such as the one expressed by ZRM.


I guess ZRM bites the hand that feeds him!
~

Jennifer said...

He bites the brain that feeds him.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Oh, pshaw. Yeah, you give me a footnote, but when the checks are being floated around at the Sadlies, it's all "hiya, Imma thunder!"

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Imma gonna refer it to the Ombudszombie.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Whattaya mean, your blog doesn't have an Ombudszombie?

Mendacious D said...

The ZARDOZ is apparently eating my comments. This was unexpected.

Mendacious D said...
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Mendacious D said...

Notes on the Academy have been hastily scribbled here

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I think it's time for a blooger ethics panel/kangaroo court.
~

Mendacious D said...

On what grounds?

Jennifer said...

If you can continue this "discussion" for a mere 70+ comments, we could break Von's blog! How far did we get at fish's??

Mendacious D said...

Not far enough, evidently.

Jennifer said...

There's still time to break his blog. Hell, he's trying to break his blog.

Jennifer said...

Gads... his was 418. The last 150 were a blur.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

blurrrrrrrrr.....

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

blurring is kind of like smudging, you know....

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

fish is sulking now because he didn't get the 300.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Mendacious D said...

On what grounds?


Slander, malicious nomming, and unlinked accusations.

That's just to start with!
~

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

gimme that bag of hammers and we'll see who's slanderous!!

Mendacious D said...

Objection!

My noms are anything but malicious. They are done with love.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I believe it must be pointed out that Mr. Dontgetya is posting this tired baseless sniping from Windows ME.

No jury would convict me.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

My noms are anything but malicious. They are done with love.

I was reefering to the Zombie what launched the accusations, your ombudsbirdpersonpantsmeese.

Also, you might note that Von has an OmbudsVersity application question that is out standing in the fjord, or field, or some such.
~

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I believe that I have an Ombudsentity Certificate somewhere around here, also... maybe it's in my Zombie folder.


It DON'T MATTER that I half-assed my duties to the point of insurrection and a harshly worded letter from teh COBA. I thought they liked it that way.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I will sic Zed on you, see if I don't.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I believe that's a wrap.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I believe that's a wrap.
January 17, 2010 3:01 PM


Bannable offense?

Where's an omsbud when you need one.
~

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Right here!

A soiled, bedraggled and disreputable ombuds, it is true...


...but Imma gonna allow it.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

However, it is allowable for the proprietor of this blog to ban fish.

Mandos said...

I had fish last night for dinner.

Mandos said...

Someone mentioned fish coming out above?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I had fish last night for dinner.

I hope he brought a bottle of wine, at least....

Jennifer said...

I had fish last night for dinner.

With some nice fava beans and a bottle of Chianti...

fish said...

Going out, not coming out Mandos. Big difference.

Smut Clyde said...

I have submitted my audition tape for the position of Ombudsmoose.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Bimler Clyde and I are going to stealthily take this one to 400.

Smut Clyde said...

I hope this will not involve limericks.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

only if you want it to.

we can stick with haiku if you prefer.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

"most of which seem to involve in-jokes"

MOST OF?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

someone implied there were gonna be kangaroos.

I don't see no stinkin kangaroos.

Smut Clyde said...

You don't want to mess with these inner-city gangaroos.

Jennifer said...

Good morning, Miss Kitten!!! Hope you're sleeping in... getting some much needed shuteye.

It looks like we haven't broken your blog yet! And, it's not too messy in here. I picked up a few things and tossed a few slackers out after arriving.

Jennifer said...

Plus, I have to add... the stealth displayed by ZRM and Smut Clyde is amazing. To the average human eye, it looks like we're only on comment 356 or so, but to the well-trained, drunken eye, I'm sure it looks like at least twice that.

Pinko Punko said...

Don't let me get in your way, fish.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I think Jennifer should pony up the 1.99 for the sarcasto-icon.

Mendacious D said...

This is the 360th comment. And it isn't enough.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

drizzly thoughts on a random Monday.

Mendacious D said...

I don't see no stinkin kangaroos.

Try the other glasses. Or just the other glass.

Jennifer said...

What about random thoughts on a drizzly Monday?

Jennifer said...

And what have we learned from this most recent Zardoz, class?? Anyone? Anyone?

Mendacious D said...

That we should do another one?

Vonnie said...

Good Morning! I am FINALLY well rested!! 10 hours of sleep, yipee!!
Wow, you have been a bunch of busy bees, haven't you.
HEllo Smut Clyde and Pinko!! Thanks for stopping by.
I CANNOT WAIT to participate in the next zardoz!! (zardozing?)
I can't believe anyone came back here this morning.

Vonnie said...

Who's next? I can't wait!!

Jennifer said...

The fabulous thing about the long-winded Zardoz is that it all takes on new meaning when reading it from start to finish. I think at least half of the responses ended up in the wrong spot, making us sound worse than we are. Win-win!

You awake yet, VON?!?

Jennifer said...

I can't believe anyone came back here this morning.

You underestimate our need to procrastinate... :)

Good morning, punkin'!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I can't believe anyone came back here this morning.

the carnage has a certain compelling quality.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

And what have we learned from this most recent Zardoz, class?? Anyone? Anyone?


ummm... if she... weighs the same as....

...a duck.....

sh ... she's

made of.....


wood?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

ummm... if she... weighs the same as....
...a duck.....
sh ... she's
made of.....
wood?
======================

Possibly a spider. Or else, a chicken-footed bluejeans-wearing ombudsmeese.
~

Mendacious D said...

A chicken-footed spider? I hear they can be domesticated.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

moose are not as neutral as they would have you believe.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Another biased statement from the zombie, sad to say.
~

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Nom Nom Nom.

Nom.

I begin to think you both are in the pocket of Big Moose.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I was considering adding pockets, due to the pants-style confusion.
~

Jennifer said...

It appears that Zardoz might need an oxygen tent. Or perhaps, the commenters need some alcohol.

Mendacious D said...

I begin to think you both are in the pocket of Big Moose.

Mighty Støørn shall not be slandered!

Mendacious D said...

In related news, Zardoz has partially broken Blogger. No comment previews beyond the first page, it seems.

Smut Clyde said...

To the average human eye, it looks like we're only on comment 356 or so

I was occupied elsewhere. Work to do, comments to steal...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Smut Clyde, it appears that P.P. is attempting a cultural revolution at 3Bulls!.
~

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Only 383 comments?

HAH!
~

Vonnie said...

wow.
zardoz reading makes my eyes tired.
yaaaaawn
that's me. not my eyes.
my eyes don't yawn.
Good evening pumpkin!!

Mendacious D said...

If your eyes are yawning, does that mean they're wide open?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

even Pinko gets weary of the Ombudsmany, it seems.

fish said...

[Breaks through door, grabs body.]

fish said...

Watch out for that burning beam!

fish said...

Who is that hero with the fireman's helmet and the slimy skin?

fish said...

It is I!

fish said...

But what are you doing?

fish said...

I am here to save the day!!

fish said...

How do you intend to do that?

fish said...

By dragging you out of this burning building!!

fish said...

But the building isn't on fire!

fish said...

What do you mean?

fish said...

Oh sorry. I thought you were in danger.

fish said...

Cobag.

Smut Clyde said...

But the building isn't on fire!
Easily fixed.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

It's not dead yet!!

Jennifer said...

It's merely resting.

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