- Spiders and gross fish guts (thanks Jennifer and Fish!) are gross
- Is phone sex cheating?
- I like The Samples. What ever happened to them? They made some smooth tunes
- Thinking of quitting Plenty of Fish now that I know -for a fact - that one of the guys I'm talking to is TOTALLY MARRIED
- Above mentioned guy is a total fucker
- I'm extremely sleep deprived. I maybe can sleep in on Monday. That would be good - Monday. Yep, sleeping on Monday.
- How sleep deprived to I have to get before I get some clarity?
- If I took one letter out of my first name, and said it backwards, it would be pronounced Envy. I consider this to be awesome
- I can't believe I've never thought of the above before.
- If a tree falls in the woods....crap....I can't remember the rest of that phrase, so I guess it's irrelevant.
- I like cheese
- I'm having an incredibly shitty day at work. If I get chucked under the bus one more time, I may not get up again
- Popcorn for lunch sounds pretty good right about now
- Will that one guy text me today?
- Should I give that other guy my number, in case he wants to text me?
- How can I get that third guy to stop texting me?
- It's only life
- I still hate the person that invented speakerphones. I also hate overtly loud talkers, and uptalkers
- I hope Crush-man comes to Stammtisch tonight. That would rock
- I wonder what I did to Chris this time. Jumping into that fire on Sunday when I just show up at her house to give her and Lizzie presents.
- *****static**************
Hope you enjoyed that little glimpse. Have a great weekend, see you on the flip-side.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do, but keep in mind, there's not much I wouldn't do.....
390 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 390 of 390Remind me not to swim in any estuaries.
Don't swim in any estuaries, Mandos.
Especially if they have Candiru in it.
I hope Von doesn't check in until tomorrow.
he has so little, Jennifer.
:)
True... so true...
Hey, ZRM... I don't know what came over me, but while at Michael's, needing a gift bag, I found myself buying CHARCOAL!!!!
Next thing you know, I'll be backing into a truck. :)
Hey! We could do a reverse Zardoz and start removing all of our comments! Von would never know what happened!! Or maybe she hasn't turned off email notification.
Have we broken her blog yet?
Maybe thunder could pour some wine into the comments.
Or better yet, fish could make them all disappear! Not just those from today and yesterday, but for ALL OF HISTORY!
Did I see Mandos in here??
I guess we don't need to worry about seeing fish in here for say another 82 comments...
Jennifer has had her coffee...
my computer tells me it's going to take 2 1/2 hours to install the new OS.
doop de doop, nothing better to do....
Jennifer with charcoal?
I CALL SPIDER JENNIFER!!! Unpossible.
We need an Ombuds ruling on this.
Buying it and using it are two different things... I'm not even sure I can unwrap the package. When trying the first time, I heard hissing and then realized it was me...
Mmmmm! Coffee! I have had it, but could use some moooore. It's been a few hours.
remember when we used to be impressed with a 100 comment Zardoz?
Of course, the crazy was compressed into those comments.
100 comments was so 1992...
And yeah, I don't think we were cheating like fish... putting one word per comment.
fish cheats and steals...
ZRM- for my first charcoal in a LONG TIME... I'm doing something in my comfort zone.
I can't tell you how much my innards are rebelling against this, but if they're rebelling that much, it has to be done.
I'll have to hate you if I end up liking it.
I'm cleaning tons of crap out of my office/studio space today. I keep waiting to find something I've forgotten that was of dire importance. So far, no hiding monsters...
I'll have to hate you if you're better at it than I am....
I'm also thinking I need to put a mental mood scale on my Amazon account so if I'm in a certain mood, I'm not allowed to impulsively buy any books!
Has anyone heard from Snag??
Snag has withdrawn into the Compound....
I got an email last week, responded, but have no heard back from him.
We'll have to form a mob party if he thinks he's leaving us permanently.
Snag has withdrawn into the Compound....
Apparently so.
I'll have to hate you if you're better at it than I am....
Just one more for the Hating Jennifer crowd...
So, be bad at charcoal. Let a Zombie have his petty victories.
I'm here! I'm here! Sorry for the delay.
I thought maybe this was over yesterday, shows what I know. Welcome Fish and Mandos
I want to know what Grizzled had to say about my blog friends....
So, NOOOOOO, no sleep. Well, some. About 6ish hours?
Met a friend for breakfast at Whole Paycheck (or Whole Foods), chatted with her for a while. Headed over to Chris's to see Lizzie. No Chris sighting at all. Victor (Lizzie's dad) let me in and hung out with me and Lizzie. He has no idea why Chris is not talking to me, but we are sure she isn't. While I was there Chris was sleeping, and then in the shower. I was there over an hour and 1/2. Hmmmmm.
Now I'm hanging out with y'all. Soon I'm going to visit Jessica who had sinus surgery the other day, followed by volunteering the Solas show at Old Town. Another nice relaxing ;) day in my life......
someone mentioned AG coming over here.....I doubt it. I snarked on her Biden post, and then Z sided with me, so she might be a bit bitter in my general direction right now.
Fish - phone sex/t.v. joke? HIlarious.
You all have made my weekend. For realz.
You guys are the best.
Unless you break my blog.
Then, we might have some issues.
IS this your way of getting rid of my sub-par blog?
Now I'm paranoid.
Must be the sleep deprivation....
a nap might be in order.....
sub-par blog?
What, like you're not familiar with the Empire?
It's been infested with spiders, I think....
if your blog breaks, it's fish's fault.
Or maybe snag's. I think Snag hates us all, since we broke his Romantics CD.
Von! Sounds like a busy weekend. Thanks for letting us trash your place.
Jennifer makes it sound like we ask for permission.
Eternals need no permission. When the floating Head shows, it's all over.
ZRM- I did a little practice... something that is definitely in my comfort zone... and done on the Sunday paper. I should have gotten some good charcoal paper while I was out. Oh well.
Next one will be on official paper (too white for charcoal, but oh well) and will be from real life, not from doodles from my memory. I was also remembering one thing I hated about charcoal... it's SCRATCHY! I may as well be chewing on Styrofoam!
But, back to Von!
Jennifer makes it sound like we ask for permission.
Eternals need no permission. When the floating Head shows, it's all over.
Good point.
It's my years of parochial school...
And speaking of school... Von, that Chris ordeal sounds very much like school. I'd say it's not worth your time or worry.
LOLromo: Picture of Tony Romo with amusingly misspelled caption.
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya | January 17, 2010 3:21 PM | Report abuse
Yes, Chris is very very immature. We've been friends for 20 years, she's pretty much the same.
Sigh.
Hey, you all are welcome to trash my place whenever you like!!
Also, it's all fishie's fault, whatever it is we might get blamed for.
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I need to try that one on the Police....
Also, it's all fishie's fault, whatever it is we might get blamed for.
That's right. I even used that one with a utility company when my bill was lost. It worked.
Note to self: remember to change avatar from Big Stone Head....
Hey Von- what did you have for breakfast?? I like Whole Foods, but the tally is usually painful.
It's fishie's fault if I forget to change my avatar back...
What big, stone head??
Hey! Flat Stanley rebooted!!
Oh no! We've past the 250 mark. Trying to turn back now would be futile!!!
Woo-hoo for Flat Stanley!
We can't turn back now!! More power to the engines!!
I say we all use fish's avatar.
Maybe I should rename it FrankenLaptop now...
Nah. It will make me feel dirty, and make us all smell like fish guts.
Not if I have anything to say about it!
Fish may steal almost everything else, though.
Men D has no avatar?
That seems wrong.
Testing... testing...
Eewwww!!! That feels WRONG!!!!
told ya so.
I'm back to something more normal.
fish WILL steal everything else, Men D.
Hey! I KNOW that goggy!!
The scary thing is, I still have that fairy/unicorn cutout thingie up behind the EL's dresser. She was saying she wanted to use it again for a later b-day, just for fun... what was so her, has now become tainted with fishiness...
fish has stolen fairy memories of my EL!
We could do an entire Zardoz merely listing things fish has stolen.
MenD- thanks again for the puppy video. That was very cute... and blessedly, spider-free.
We're at 276 people!!! No time to leave now!
Where's Frankentop??
Men D has no avatar?
It is camouflaged.
J: My pleasure. Non-spider posting is always a good thing.
Non-spider posting is always a good thing.
Sing it, brotha!!
It is camouflaged.
GHOST MEESE!
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GHOST MEESE!
LOL!
fish had better not be lurking...
Albino moose!
Fish is a bottom-feeder, always lurking....
That awesome was directed to MenD's albino moose... not the fact that fish is a lurking, bottom-feeder...
we have a ghost fish in our aquarium.
What is it? We have a ghost cory cat.
I dunno. It's hard to see.
fish
cheats
Is it a Boogill?
steals
...
Hah!! Fish-blocked!!
GET OUT, FISH!
GRRRRR!
NO WAY!
sneaky fish is sneaky
..but zombeez is fasterer.
Phew!!!
I think we need to go over and break fish's Romantics CDs.
I say we just break fish.
Leave him in a quivering, whimpering mass...
mike rowe has done some interesting things to fish on Dirty Jobs...
troll-fish.
My evil mind read that as doing dirty things to fish...
Now that Von has been a Recipient, she must participate in the next Zardozzing...
trolling fish
Yes, she must. She's tainted for life now...
I prefer trawling, myself. Much less work.
You do get more with trawling.
thunderpants took credit for his Beck v. Palin illustration over at Sadly, No, without mentioning the Zombie input.
He's been hanging around fish, apparently.
zombie rotten mcdonald said...
thunderpants took credit for his Beck v. Palin illustration over at Sadly, No, without mentioning the Zombie input.
He's been hanging around fish, apparently.
January 17, 2010 1:11 PM
SLANDER!
Specific credit was extended to the Zombie when I updated the picture.
UPDATE! I have enrolled in a course at the prestigious 3Bulls! OmbudsAcademy. In "Ombudsing 101a - The Basics of Blog Customer Care™", I have already learned to respond to common tater needs, such as the one expressed by ZRM.
I guess ZRM bites the hand that feeds him!
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He bites the brain that feeds him.
Oh, pshaw. Yeah, you give me a footnote, but when the checks are being floated around at the Sadlies, it's all "hiya, Imma thunder!"
Imma gonna refer it to the Ombudszombie.
Whattaya mean, your blog doesn't have an Ombudszombie?
The ZARDOZ is apparently eating my comments. This was unexpected.
Notes on the Academy have been hastily scribbled here
I think it's time for a blooger ethics panel/kangaroo court.
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On what grounds?
If you can continue this "discussion" for a mere 70+ comments, we could break Von's blog! How far did we get at fish's??
Not far enough, evidently.
There's still time to break his blog. Hell, he's trying to break his blog.
Gads... his was 418. The last 150 were a blur.
blurrrrrrrrr.....
blurring is kind of like smudging, you know....
fish is sulking now because he didn't get the 300.
Mendacious D said...
On what grounds?
Slander, malicious nomming, and unlinked accusations.
That's just to start with!
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gimme that bag of hammers and we'll see who's slanderous!!
Objection!
My noms are anything but malicious. They are done with love.
I believe it must be pointed out that Mr. Dontgetya is posting this tired baseless sniping from Windows ME.
No jury would convict me.
My noms are anything but malicious. They are done with love.
I was reefering to the Zombie what launched the accusations, your ombudsbirdpersonpantsmeese.
Also, you might note that Von has an OmbudsVersity application question that is out standing in the fjord, or field, or some such.
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I believe that I have an Ombudsentity Certificate somewhere around here, also... maybe it's in my Zombie folder.
It DON'T MATTER that I half-assed my duties to the point of insurrection and a harshly worded letter from teh COBA. I thought they liked it that way.
I will sic Zed on you, see if I don't.
I believe that's a wrap.
zombie rotten mcdonald said...
I believe that's a wrap.
January 17, 2010 3:01 PM
Bannable offense?
Where's an omsbud when you need one.
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Right here!
A soiled, bedraggled and disreputable ombuds, it is true...
...but Imma gonna allow it.
However, it is allowable for the proprietor of this blog to ban fish.
I had fish last night for dinner.
Someone mentioned fish coming out above?
I had fish last night for dinner.
I hope he brought a bottle of wine, at least....
I had fish last night for dinner.
With some nice fava beans and a bottle of Chianti...
Going out, not coming out Mandos. Big difference.
I have submitted my audition tape for the position of Ombudsmoose.
Bimler Clyde and I are going to stealthily take this one to 400.
I hope this will not involve limericks.
only if you want it to.
we can stick with haiku if you prefer.
"most of which seem to involve in-jokes"
MOST OF?
someone implied there were gonna be kangaroos.
I don't see no stinkin kangaroos.
You don't want to mess with these inner-city gangaroos.
Good morning, Miss Kitten!!! Hope you're sleeping in... getting some much needed shuteye.
It looks like we haven't broken your blog yet! And, it's not too messy in here. I picked up a few things and tossed a few slackers out after arriving.
Plus, I have to add... the stealth displayed by ZRM and Smut Clyde is amazing. To the average human eye, it looks like we're only on comment 356 or so, but to the well-trained, drunken eye, I'm sure it looks like at least twice that.
Don't let me get in your way, fish.
I think Jennifer should pony up the 1.99 for the sarcasto-icon.
This is the 360th comment. And it isn't enough.
drizzly thoughts on a random Monday.
I don't see no stinkin kangaroos.
Try the other glasses. Or just the other glass.
What about random thoughts on a drizzly Monday?
And what have we learned from this most recent Zardoz, class?? Anyone? Anyone?
That we should do another one?
Good Morning! I am FINALLY well rested!! 10 hours of sleep, yipee!!
Wow, you have been a bunch of busy bees, haven't you.
HEllo Smut Clyde and Pinko!! Thanks for stopping by.
I CANNOT WAIT to participate in the next zardoz!! (zardozing?)
I can't believe anyone came back here this morning.
Who's next? I can't wait!!
The fabulous thing about the long-winded Zardoz is that it all takes on new meaning when reading it from start to finish. I think at least half of the responses ended up in the wrong spot, making us sound worse than we are. Win-win!
You awake yet, VON?!?
I can't believe anyone came back here this morning.
You underestimate our need to procrastinate... :)
Good morning, punkin'!
I can't believe anyone came back here this morning.
the carnage has a certain compelling quality.
And what have we learned from this most recent Zardoz, class?? Anyone? Anyone?
ummm... if she... weighs the same as....
...a duck.....
sh ... she's
made of.....
wood?
ummm... if she... weighs the same as....
...a duck.....
sh ... she's
made of.....
wood?
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Possibly a spider. Or else, a chicken-footed bluejeans-wearing ombudsmeese.
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A chicken-footed spider? I hear they can be domesticated.
moose are not as neutral as they would have you believe.
Another biased statement from the zombie, sad to say.
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Nom Nom Nom.
Nom.
I begin to think you both are in the pocket of Big Moose.
I was considering adding pockets, due to the pants-style confusion.
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It appears that Zardoz might need an oxygen tent. Or perhaps, the commenters need some alcohol.
I begin to think you both are in the pocket of Big Moose.
Mighty Støørn shall not be slandered!
In related news, Zardoz has partially broken Blogger. No comment previews beyond the first page, it seems.
To the average human eye, it looks like we're only on comment 356 or so
I was occupied elsewhere. Work to do, comments to steal...
Smut Clyde, it appears that P.P. is attempting a cultural revolution at 3Bulls!.
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Only 383 comments?
HAH!
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wow.
zardoz reading makes my eyes tired.
yaaaaawn
that's me. not my eyes.
my eyes don't yawn.
Good evening pumpkin!!
If your eyes are yawning, does that mean they're wide open?
even Pinko gets weary of the Ombudsmany, it seems.
[Breaks through door, grabs body.]
Watch out for that burning beam!
Who is that hero with the fireman's helmet and the slimy skin?
It is I!
But what are you doing?
I am here to save the day!!
How do you intend to do that?
By dragging you out of this burning building!!
But the building isn't on fire!
What do you mean?
Oh sorry. I thought you were in danger.
Cobag.
But the building isn't on fire!
Easily fixed.
It's not dead yet!!
It's merely resting.
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