- Spiders and gross fish guts (thanks Jennifer and Fish!) are gross
- Is phone sex cheating?
- I like The Samples. What ever happened to them? They made some smooth tunes
- Thinking of quitting Plenty of Fish now that I know -for a fact - that one of the guys I'm talking to is TOTALLY MARRIED
- Above mentioned guy is a total fucker
- I'm extremely sleep deprived. I maybe can sleep in on Monday. That would be good - Monday. Yep, sleeping on Monday.
- How sleep deprived to I have to get before I get some clarity?
- If I took one letter out of my first name, and said it backwards, it would be pronounced Envy. I consider this to be awesome
- I can't believe I've never thought of the above before.
- If a tree falls in the woods....crap....I can't remember the rest of that phrase, so I guess it's irrelevant.
- I like cheese
- I'm having an incredibly shitty day at work. If I get chucked under the bus one more time, I may not get up again
- Popcorn for lunch sounds pretty good right about now
- Will that one guy text me today?
- Should I give that other guy my number, in case he wants to text me?
- How can I get that third guy to stop texting me?
- It's only life
- I still hate the person that invented speakerphones. I also hate overtly loud talkers, and uptalkers
- I hope Crush-man comes to Stammtisch tonight. That would rock
- I wonder what I did to Chris this time. Jumping into that fire on Sunday when I just show up at her house to give her and Lizzie presents.
- *****static**************
Hope you enjoyed that little glimpse. Have a great weekend, see you on the flip-side.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do, but keep in mind, there's not much I wouldn't do.....
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POSSIBLY DRUNKEN ACRIMONY:
(you've already got my number, actually)
(bloody Vikings. Also)
POSSIBLY DRUNKEN ACRIMONY
LOL!!
Von- love the list. I love those random snippets that people divulge. I think it tells more than the most thought out post.
I hope you get some sleep, but if not, keep on divulging. :)
doop de doop, nothing to see here....
keep moving, folks.... just putting up the big stone head....
(dammit, Zed! Not yet!)
First!
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thunder is quick with the red leather singlet.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do, but keep in mind, there's not much I wouldn't do.....
this could have been an ill-advised remark, I fear....
Well.....there's that....
but then again, you know how I roll.
Type first, think later.
I stand by that statement.
I'm leaving the spam comment up. It amuses me. and I still want to know if phone sex is cheating.
Well, it is if you use your partner's credit card.
(ahem)[Explaining Voice]
Z is for Zardoz
Boggity tradition
to leave a mess on a post
is part of the mission
D is for D, Mendacious.
Who may be blamed.
But since he's a Canuck.
It's unlikely he will feel shame.
R is for The Romantics
I once broke Snag's CD
I don't think he appreciated
It is what it be.
J is for Jennifer
Partner in crime
When she shows up
Filthbot won't be far behind.
B is for Bloggerhood,
invite all the rest.
If we all leave comments
Von's scroller will be put to the test!
Z is for Zombee
Also. with time on his hands
he brings the floating Stone Head
And it doesn't have to rhyme.
S is for Spider...
SHUT UP SMUT
A is for Awesome
Blogger that is Von
By the time Monday comes
we hope her blues will be gone!
AND SUCH AS.
Aaaaah. I understand what is happening here.
I'm enthralled.
Giddy.
Excited.
Bring.It.On.
the poem is teh fantastic.
...except for the typos.
I understand what is happening here.
I am not sure you do. Just ask feeshy:
http://reallysmallfish.blogspot.com/2009/12/test.html
ooo, the new capcha is pityrod
LOL, as the kids tweet.
It's only life
Taunting zombeez now? for shame.
netflix coughed up Black Sheep last night. Not the Chris Farley movie, the one about the Sheep Zombies. Well, more of were-sheep I guess. Missus Zombie has no interest in Sheep Zombie Movies, so last night we watched District 9. No zombies, but excellent lobster aliens.
I am gonna watch the zombie sheep this afternoon, after I try to lose the dog at the dog park.
Zardoz rang???
Jennifer never mocks a Zombie who smooshes speedras.
And yes, Von, phone sex is cheating.
netflix coughed up Black Sheep last night
I watched Apocalypse Now: Redux, last night... I had never seen the whole movie, and now have seen even more of the movie I hadn't seen all of... did that make sense?
Oh wait, it's a Zardoz... it doesn't need to.
And, Zombie... I'll have you know, the attempted Zardoz at my place was never finished! WTF?? I don't blame you. I blame fish... apparently very bad giver of stone head.
Oops! Filthbot is in the building!
Also, stone head may or may not be cheating...
Where in the hell is everybody? Don't make me do this on my own. I'm still weak from the months of speedra hell!
told you. What a Zombee says in verse is True.
Von- I'd leave the spam up as well. It is funny... and, maybe provide entertainment for later. I say we each call a number and post on the happenings.
Eewwwww! That didn't sound right! You know what I mean.
jennifer comment-blocked me.
I didn't think that was a Zardoz at SY.
You will receive a Zardoz, my friend. You will. Might as well break y0ur Romantics CDs now.
Also, we're all nosy, curious people... pony up the phone sex details...
word verification really slows down a Zardoz.
I thought it was an aborted Zardoz. I wasn't sure...
I was thinking the same thing. Word verification must GO!
Hmpf. Sun is coming out, so I gotta take the dog to the doggy park. I will be back later, I will be bringing Pineal Punch. we can order Zombie Pizza. Bill it to MenD.
It's almost worse than fish's HaloSuck and it tapping its watch saying it was too soon to comment.
I thought it was an aborted Zardoz
That's illegal in America. And a Sin. Pat robertson told me so.
See you after the dog park. I must go out and clean up dog doodoo since we're above freezing and the layers of evidence that our dogs actually eat are revealing themselves...
i might be able to help with that.
And! I'm billing nothing to MenD after he put up soothing puppy goodness!
no helping cleaning up dog doo, helping remove word verf. temporarily.
That's illegal in America. And a Sin. Pat robertson told me so.
And!!! It was a late term Zardoz! Over 50 comments!
Von, don't encourage us. It's after noon, and we can start drinking. That should be enough encouragement.
Gawd bless you, Von!!! You're excused from dog doo duty due to removal of WV.
OK, we'll bill fish for the pizzas. And the cleaning crew.
word verf turned off.
knock yourselves out. Can't wait to read it!
It is afternoon, isn't it!!! With some liquid encouragement, we could hit 400 by nightfall!
well. I mean MOST people can start drinking.
Zombeez are not diurnal, and thus do not conform to artificial time-constructs.
yay! It's off!!
I'm a little afraid to start drinking for fear the spiders will come back out.
Someone alert Snag. He's got to get off his duff and PARTICIPATE in one of these things.
Damn reticent Minnesotans.
eff the Vikings.
Already over halfway there, ZRM!
Also, perhaps we can dedicate the first 100 comments to bad-mouthing fish.
Snag is fully wrapped up in REAL LIFE! Pffffft!
I hate fishing.
I can easily go through 200 comments if we're bad-mouthing fish.
Isn't there a bad-mouth bass?
I did enjoy gutting fish...
Piffle. I saw Snag on the FB just a little bit ago. Probably writing heartwarming stories about how much he loves his dog.
Oops... duty calls... back in a bit.
A Big-mouth Ass?
I think that was one of the phone sex numbers.
Damn you fish!
Also.
It's Saturday, so the noon requirement re: drinking was not in effect.
Not at my house!
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Squirmy Dog pooped in the house, apparently.
Von's gonna be REAL sorry about this.
well, it's convenient when you have to pick up the bottle to get at the keyboard, thundra.
Smart move, that.
By the way, ZRM, I did respond to your bag of hammers request.
Also, fish is denounced!
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I noticed that, Thunder. Well done, I like it.
Guess why I'm using the old pc with crappy Windoze ME on it, ZRM.
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Bag of Hammers interviewing a Box of Rocks. Pretty much describes the Sunday News talk shows.
Cuz you're blind drunk?
Nope.
BECAUSE SOMEONE spilled a half glass of Cabernet right into the keyboard of my nice new laptop.
*sniff*
(And no, it wasn't my brother's cat.)
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It's Saturday, so the noon requirement re: drinking was not in effect.
Good point!
don't drink and blog, thunder.
Did you lick the keyboard to retrieve the wine?
see, that's why I never leave my glasses half-full.
Yeah, don't drink and blog, just drink. Or, drink and insult fish.
is licking a keyboard cheating?
So I should stop helping the Zardoz? Because I've got a glass of whine (also wine) right next to both keyboards.
If at first you don't succeed, just drink some more.
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fiieesh.... fhshisy. He's... such a FISH.
is licking a keyboard cheating?
LOL! Who's filthbot now!?!
No, you can't stop, THundra! Besides, your place is going to be next.
I gotta go, so it's up to you and Jennifer, thunder. Keep that wine glass filled!
ZRM- don't forget to cover that bottle with a brown wrapper before heading out to the dog park.
I can stick around until 100, but then must attack dog turdlets. Oh well, there's nothing turdletty about them. They're huge.
IftheZardozdontgetya
My laptop has slowly come back to life...first the mouse would work and nothing else, than finally a few days later the keyboard started working again.
However the broadband internet connection (located in the back right corner, aka where the wine was poured out) remains dead.
Also, a little wine splashed onto the display, where it somehow sunk right in. So you can see that it has left red traces, and also some bright spots that don't display pixel detail.
I've learned quite a bit about wine and laptops.
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I'm sure Von will love reading about that.
Is cleaning up dog doo while on the phone, cheating? Maybe I should use a shovel instead of a phone.
I thought saying yes was next??
Your laptop has merely passed out.
Von- I'll believe it when I see it... I've seen the work of fish and ZRM... we'll leave it at that. Wait, ZRM does stellar Zardoz work. It's fish... slacker... coaster...
Thundra is proving to be quite the Zardozer though!
checking something....
Zardozer sounds like a name from the McKenzie Brothers.
LOL!!! Love it, ZRM!
Is Saying Yes cheating?
Thanks for the idea, ZRM.
At least my laptop didn't bump it's head, like what happened to M.B.
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Is Saying Yes cheating?
Depends on who you say yes to...
99 comments of beer on the wall..
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Did he put ice on it?
Woo-hoo! We're over! That was painless. And it's still so early. Von's going to need a clean-up crew.
Ok... dog poop awaits.
If I don't come back... you'll know who won.
I think he woke up with a big cut on his head and had to piece together the events leading up to it.
(See post just before the one I linked to.)
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I'm afraid I have to go out and buy stuff.
I'll take my camera, in case there's something to take a picture of.
Von, you've been a wonderful hostess, as always!
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whoah- the zombiee takes a break and the Zardoz loses all the steam.
Von, you've been a wonderful hostess, as always!
Well, that was just the early party. The ones where people with kids come, have a mild time, and leave early before they have fun by accident.
Now is when the reprehensible behavior starts. This is when I would expect MenD to show up.
And expect fish with spiders.
come ON Eternals!!
do it for Von!!
Where the HELL is MenD?
I've been spared dog poop excavation for another day. It's too cold today, poop has reattached to the snow. TMI? Tough!
Anyhow, I took an impromptu nap after watching something with the lamblet.
I'm refreshed and ready to go...
where were we?
Von- was Crush-man at Stammtisch last night?? Do tell.
And, dare I ask... what is Plenty of Fish? I'm assuming it refers to there being plenty of fish in the sea? Is it a match.com type o'thang? Tell an old married woman. I'm not hip to the ways of the dating internetz other than those I see advertised.
And... did that one guy text you yesterday? (Refer to above post).
Did you get the 3rd guy to stop texting you? How does one do that? Does just telling them to stop work or am I missing out on some technological way??
I like cheese as well... probably because it has happy chemicals in it. Of course, you do have to come down off of a cheese bender so maybe faux-cheese happiness is not all it's cracked up to be.
If a bear shits in the woods and no one is there, does anyone hear it?
I dislike speaker phones for a number of reasons... I married into a LOUD family so I'm getting used to that one. Uptalkers? I thought that went out with off the shoulder sweatshirts...
And... did you find out what you did to Chris?? Male or female? I'm guessing you did nothing. 99.9% of our own outbursts are due to our own knotted undies. The rest are due to fish posting too many spider pix at once.
I wonder if thunder is still licking his laptop.
Wow. Now, out of context, that one sounded really wrong...
ZRM- how was the doggy park? Did the sun remain out? Ours has been absent for most of the day, but we've had a lot this week so I don't mind. Tomorrow promises to be warmer and sunnier... dog bombs in the yard await their reawakening.
"It's only life"... true, but it's all you've got so stop thinking about the dilrods and think about yourself. :)
I hope you get some sleep before Monday. I took a nap today, very nice. I like surprise naps, unless they happen while filling up the gas tank or driving or during sex. Of course I've never napped during any of these, but still, it would be an inconvenience... and would no doubt, greatly reduce the enjoyment of the nap.
I'm wondering how long before someone else shows up...
I'm somehow thinking it doesn't matter.
I also have to add, doing a Zardoz (doing? pulling? creating??) on a female blog is much less stressful. Perhaps it's because a female will understand the general chatty nature of the act.
Although, the one that occurred on ZRM's was surrounded in ease. I suppose it's because I am usually rambling with ZRM anyhow so it was fret-free.
And although we've Zardoz bombed fish many, many times, I always get the feeling he's going to come out and yell at us to get off his lawn, that he's doing serious science business dammit!!!
fish needs more cheese.
Blogs need more cheese.
There should be a damn cheese tray in the comment section of every blog!
And a fully stocked bar!
And comfy chairs... and an erasure of all important things needing to be done... and $200 for each time you cross the 100 comment mark.
Let's turn Zardoz into a pyramid scheme!
A pyramid of 5!
We'll throw gawd-forsaken Zardoz parties and will convince our helpless neighbors to buy in, although they won't know what they're buying and they won't realize that the right to ramble is free! Even more so for the insane!
If you had to call one of those spam phone lines, which would it be?
And just what does "Anything Goes Phone Sex" mean??
I'm guessing you're charged more for the more dangerous acts, even though you'll be doing them on yourself!
If you ask for an Around the World on an anything goes phone sex line... do you have to give proof that you're disease free?
And... suppose you're into S&M... how do you conduct a phone call with a gag in your mouth??
And just how many people want to have sex with their phones?
Ok... end of that conversation.
I've got to pry myself away from this titillating conversation. ZRM- you can't say I haven't done my fair share!
I'll try to get back later tonight... that is unless my phone asks me out to dinner. It's been staring at me this entire time.
Pfffft! Apparently the Zombie is out searching for brains.
This is fantastic. Love it.
Ok.
Crush man did not show up. But it was still wicked fun.
No, the first person did not text.
No clue why Chris (female) is not speaking to me. I'm showing up at her house tomorrow, so I guess I will find out.
Umm....
what else.....
plenty of fish is a free dating website. let me tell ya, you get what you pay for.
bleh.
no, i haven't gotten other guy to stop texting me, but he's totally on the way out. don't really like him. he lives with his parents and has no job
I have heard many horror stories from women who have tried Plenty of Fish. A friend of my ex's was actually asking ME for advice. Ha!
Also, only 150 comments? I'm sure we can do better!
we can order Zombie Pizza. Bill it to MenD.
Are you insinuating something?
Speaking of Orange, I can't seem to find the Jon Spencer Blues Explosion track of the same name on Youtube.
So: dang.
Come for the silver suit, stay for the Ed-Woodesque flying saucer.
(yes, this is blatant zombie-baiting. And possibly Filthbot, too)
And where is fish? Still covered in icing?
Also, to save ZRM the trouble: Never mind the pollocks.
must have been a hell of a hangover, D.
I suspected this thread could use the services of an Ombudsbirdpersonmoose.
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Jennifer said...
And although we've Zardoz bombed fish many, many times, I always get the feeling he's going to come out and yell at us to get off his lawn, that he's doing serious science business dammit!!!
That wouldn't be very eFishient of him.
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I am a little surprised that there hasn't been a Giant Spider Invasion yet.
Perhaps we haven't insulted fish enough.
so: fish is scaly.
Yeah! More insulting of fish!
ZRM- how sad that the truck got in the way of your moving vehicle. Were you trying to Zardoz will driving?
Thundra- how's your laptop? Has it dried out? Is it in rehab?
Von- one more comment on the cheating question... if you have to ask... it probably is. Was Mr. Dirtbag trying to convince you it wasn't?
fish is colder than the undead ZRM.
fish is bottom feeder... which is probably why he hangs out with the likes of us...
Enough about fish... it's not a fish world... and, this is Von's fabulous blog. Back to Von.
Did you get any sleep last night, Von?
Grizzled said good morning.
And then he made a not-so-nice comment about your blog friends...
He's almost as mean as fish.
So Miss Y-Von... what's on the agenda for today??
It's in rehab, Jennifer. It looks like the screen will never be the same (and only a bit of wine splashed up there...go figure).
But I need it to connect to the internet to be of use, and I can't do that right now.
So I'm on the old Windoze M.E. By the way, Ha Ha MSFT!!
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And then he made a not-so-nice comment about your blog friends...
Come now, no teasing...what'd he say?
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If not for the not, Mr. He-man manly macho man Pickup Truck driver probably wouldn't notice his cracked taillight for weeks. If I eve did it, and comparing the configuration of my car to the height of his taillight, I don't see how it happened. His bumper caved in the corner of my car pretty good though. At least 750 bucks worth of damage.
I am about to shut down Flat Stanley here; he's getting a new hard drive today and a new bluetooth module. It will be good to be able to use my wireless mice without a dongle.
Maybe we should start badmouthing Grizzled? That should take us through 200, 250...
Thunder; it's like Bobo Brooks was saying about the American Economy the other day.
Windows MUST be the better OS, because it is more 'exciting'.
I saw BOBO appear on your homepage, ZRM. I had nothing nice to say about him, so I said nothing.
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when was that? weren't we beating up on him?
more importantly, I have a home page?
raaargh!! I am a Big Stone Head!!!
An interesting commentary on the future of Israel for anyone who is interested.
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Juniper confirms cyber attack after Google case
Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:29pm EST
NEW YORK, Jan 15 (Reuters) - Juniper Networks Inc (JNPR.N) said on Friday it was one of the victims of a cyber attack in China first brought to light by Google Inc (GOOG.O), which has threatened to quit the country.
"Juniper Networks recently became aware of, and is currently investigating, a cyber security incident involving a sophisticated and targeted attack against a number of companies," Juniper spokeswoman Amy Lee said in a statement.
Internet search giant Google has threatened to exit China after the cyber-attacks. Cyber-experts have said more than 30 firms were victims of attacks that security experts said were delivered by exploiting a flaw in Microsoft Corp's (MSFT.O) Internet Explorer browser. (Reporting by Ritsuko Ando and Jim Finkle; editing by Gunna Dickson)
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Oh, well, you expect me to read AG's links?
Didn't realize it was a Brooksie link. WTF does Brooks know about Israel?
Unless, of course, he talked to a Jew in a cab once.
Apparently he doesn't know that non-Jews live there too, as Mandos pointed out.
Or maybe he meant they had no future. Bobo is a contemptible propagandist.
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true.
He's also a lewdatural podiatrist.
He's worse than fish.
fish is more competitive though
I'm a little afraid to start drinking for fear the spiders will come back out.
Spiders only come out when you stop drinking.
hey, if we're gonna start sliming wingnuts, we could hit 400!!
Lileks is an ineffectual cosmogroon.
fish also come out when you stop drinking, apparently.
To the booze!!
Kristol is a pie-face.
Is cleaning up dog doo while on the phone, cheating?
There are fetish numbers specifically for that.
Dumping wine on a Window$ computer seems like a reasonable way to put it (and us) out of its misery.
I'll have to take some pictures to recreate the events leading to the tragedy.
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Got a T-8 Torx driver I can borrow? dammit.
what is Plenty of Fish?
It is how people describe being happy. I was feeling blue, but now I feel like plenty of fish.
or perhaps it merely describes a Friday Night Fish Fry in Milwaukee.
What would it take to feel like A Whole Lotta Fish?
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It will be good to be able to use my wireless mice without a dongle.
I am assuming this is some kind of new cyber-perv
Linky
Getting ready to sit around drinking beer and watching football.
I AM OVERACHIEVER!@!!!*(#&*$!
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What would it take to feel like A Whole Lotta Fish?
Try a nice dinner out, a couple of drinks in a rooftop hotel bar and we will see how the evening turns out Thunder...
Is phone sex cheating?
I don't know, did the TV think it was an exclusive relationship?
Gonna
the
glory
HA!
EQUUS!!!!
fish also come out when you stop drinking, apparently.
fish comes out when someone mentions competition.
he has so little, Jennifer.
A roof top hotel bar?
I thought fish did it in the estuaries...
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I got just the place.
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