Monday, March 21, 2011

Hazy and blurry

I'd love to tell you all about my weekend, but it's a little fuzzy. Been on a bender. Which I've renamed to a tear. I like tear better. So, I'm on a tear. No end in sight, either. I kinda like this current tear, I've been pretty f-ing funny. Or so I seem to recall. I can tell you I: - was asked if I made out with M (by M himself) on Friday night. He then said "Because it could happen". - then turned the brightest shade of red I've been in a long time. I have a big crush on M. - drank: Blue Moon, Guiness, Harp, Harp Shandy, Green Line (by Goose Island SO GOOD), Jameson, BBK, Bell's something yummy, some other shot, Guiness Black Lager and some other stuff* - was instructed not to return to work until I made out with someone. I returned to work today, but did not make out with someone. Alas. - invited myself to a wedding. Totally going. April 2nd. I could use a date, but that would probably be even more tacky than inviting myself in the first place. - have been hung-over every day since Thursday. - believe that the hair 'o the dog is the best remedy. - found out there is a lesbian karaoke bar practically across the street from DANK. - didn't go to said lesbian karaoke bar, it was already 2am when it was discussed. - spent too much $$ on comic trades this weekend. - can admit I was not 100% sober when I went to the comic book store. - made up my new band name, with the help of VonSis - Musical Panda. - went to guitar class with a hangover. - learned Little Lion Man at class (kinda not really) and relished getting to sing the word "fucked". - cried like a little girl when I found out Knut had died. - blamed my hang over for the stupid crying. - did say to myself at some point "This is good shit for the blog on Monday!" *When I go on a Tear, I go ON A TEAR

11 comments:

fish said...

found out there is a lesbian karaoke bar practically across the street from DANK

I bet it was full of smart girls.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Paul is dead.

Also.
~

Jennifer said...

LOL @ fish.

Von- sounds like fun!!! Also... speaking of bars, I'm getting no bars where I am so email/etc is hit or miss. :(

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

didn't go to said lesbian karaoke bar, it was already 2am when it was discussed.

So, no makeout sessions with hawt lipstick lesbians?

I SHANT BE BACK!!!

Kathleen said...

tear that city a new one, vonnie

Von said...

Nope.
Was told that I must make out with a worthy man, not a woman.
Please, come back. You'll be missed.

fish said...

You hang out with Bender? That is so cool.

Another Kiwi said...

Yep that's a tear you got there.

Von said...

Fish - LOL. I wish.
AK - yep, and it's still going!
Last night, an entire bottle of Merlot.
Tonight? Margaritas.....

Jennifer said...

We're going to have to start calling you Otis Campbell.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Tonight? Margaritas.....

The tear keeps on rolling, and not down your cheek!