Monday, November 7, 2011

Me quoting me

Yep, I said it.
Here are some of the things I said over the weekend.*
'Cause it might be entertaining.

  • I think J is married. Or dead. These are the only two logical explanations.
  • No, I did not have company last night. That was your tennant. Go, tennant, go.
  • Why, yes, I did throw away the Color Me Badd and the Debbie Gibson.
  • You can shower at my house, and sleep in my bed. I promise not to touch you.
  • It took me over five hours and three industrial garbage bags.
  • I need you to come downstairs and bring a killing thing with you.
  • If I can't shit, you can't sit.
  • Oh, my, you look so incredibly.......gay. Or Polish. Or both.
  • .....spins a web, from his hand, Man that's cool Spider Man!.....
  • I think, you know, like a spring. But not just a spring, a cool spring, with stuff in or around it.
  • Thank you for not making me smack your heads together.
  • Ain't no party like an A Team party. Which one am I again?
  • So I'm just supposed to rinse the still moving legs down the drain?!
  • and then, you know, I got those unsolicited dick pics......
  • How nice of him. Want to come play barbies?
See? Now it's like you were right there with me.
And yes, I was sober the entire weekend. No, no new meds, just no time to drink.



*In completely random order

12 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

just no time to drink.

these are all actual words, but make absolutely no sense when arranged in that way.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I need you to come downstairs and bring a killing thing with you.

Heh. The latest issue of the Washington Post?
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Another Kiwi said...

So I'm just supposed to rinse the still moving legs down the drain?!

Look, when you join up at "Riddled", you have to do stuff. It's not like it's all the time.

Jennifer said...

It took me over five hours and three industrial garbage bags.

A friend will help you move... a good friend will help you move a body...

Hmmm, where's J???

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Oh, my, you look so incredibly.......gay. Or Polish. Or both.

This strikes me as hilarious. Was it the way he slobbered all over a large sausage that inspired this?

Jennifer said...

You could kill something with a large sausage thing.

fish said...

It took me over five hours and three industrial garbage bags.

Mass murder just isn't the glamorous job I thought it was going to be.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

It took me over five hours and three industrial garbage bags.

why is everyone looking at ME?

mikey said...

It took me over five hours and three industrial garbage bags.

Yeah, sure, but you're WAY more fastidious than most of us. Me, a 55 gallon drum, some quicklime and an arc welder and it's lunch time...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

VON!!!

We SO have to do a liveblog of next week's Sons!

AAAHHHHHHHH! Did I MISS it wen Clay went all evil?

Kathleen said...

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Oh, my, you look so incredibly.......gay. Or Polish. Or both.

This strikes me as hilarious.


this strikes me as Chicago

Brando said...

Oh, my, you look so incredibly.......gay. Or Polish. Or both.

Last time I go as Casmir Polaski for Halloween.