What Your Feet Say About You:
You are pretty average in your expressiveness. You can express yourself well, but you don't always want to.
You are a somewhat passionate person. A few things get you very fired up, but you're usually pretty laid back.
You are an assertive person at times. You'll pull out all the stops to get what you want, if it's worth it.
You take a while to fall in love, but once you do, you stay pretty attached to your partner.
You are not afraid of anything. You are brave and courageous, even when most people would be terrified.
You are very practical and down to earth. You're more concerned with action than thoughts.
You are an amazingly hard worker. You aren't spoiled and you don't mind getting your hands dirty.
You are easily influenced by other people. You're quite impressionable, so you should only be around people who are a good influence.
First off, thanks to Saying Yes for this fun little distraction.
Secondly, let me tell you the reality of my feet. Just a year or two ago I decided that I love my feet. For 30+ years I absolutely hated them. I hate shoes, I hate socks, and I hated my feet. Now, I love them with a deep seated l o v e.
I have the fattest, pinkest, funniest feet in the world. All summer long, I will show my feet to people and say "Look at them! Aren't they fantastic! I love my fat little feet!" See, I just love them. They are so unique, and fat and puffy and cute I can't stand it. I spend lots of money (ok, piss away lots of money) on pedicures just so I can show off my Fatty McFeetersens. The pictures are above. I know. You totally love them too, don't you?