Thursday, August 7, 2008

Denver and douchebag

Tomorrow bright and early I am heading to Denver. I've never been there before. Here's the conversation with my buddy Chris that led to this trip: Me: "So, I've been thinking of going to either Seattle or Denver this year." C: "About when would you be going?" Me: "I dunno. Late summer, early fallish?" C: "Why don't you come to the wedding then?" See - this is why I love my guy friends. No bull shit, just a + b = c. Von + trip = Chris' wedding. Easy breezy. I'm looking forward to it. I get to see my cousin and her new(ish) baby girl who I'm meeting for the first time. I get to travel solo for the first time. I get to see Chris and meet his awesome bride Megan. I wasn't supposed to be going alone. Since I had promised that I wouldn't be cryptic on my blog, let me just say this - fack you ShannonG (she is ShannonG here so as not to confuse her with Shannon See Glass Run Shannon, who I still love lots). ShannonG was supposed to go with me on this trip. We talked about it more than once. Then, not for the first time she fell of the face of the earth. I sent emails, I called, she blew me off. Funny how she did that considering the last time I saw her I said "Blowing me off is bad. It hurts me a lot, and it makes me want to write people off." So, for that she is a spineless pussy. See, she postures she's all big and bad and tough, yet instead of saying "I don't want to go on this trip with you." or "I'm done being friends with you" she just blew me off. So let ME be the one to say it - I am done with you. I have enough friends who are actually worth something to me, and I to them, and I don't need you and your white trash bull shit anymore. We are no longer friends. Basically, you no longer exist to me. *Ahem* So, for the rest of you who are Not ShannonG, have a nice weekend, and hopefully I'll have some good stories upon my return Tuesday.

13 comments:

Lazyjade said...

I would just like to state for the record that all pussies are in fact spineless. Something about the spine being in the back, and the other thing being bits and whatnot.

I just wanted to help.

<3

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Have a great time!

And to Shannon G., fine by me! I have taken your place on the Von friendship roster and it is worth every single las cent.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Have a great time!

And to Shannon G., fine by me! I have taken your place on the Von friendship roster and it is worth every single las cent.

rotten mcdonald said...

apparently AG has been cloned.

Because we can't have enough AGs.

Anonymous said...

Gee I wonder why she blew you off...

Lazyjade said...

In a post about spineless pussies, "Anonymous" decides to insert a poorly constructed snark comment. This is what they call "delicous irony."

Adorable Girlfriend said...

It's true, Billy P. Sooo true.

Anon, what is your deal?!

LadyJ, sooo delicous!

Von said...
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Von said...

Rotten - I think we've all done that once or twice, I know I have!
Anon - Fack Off. Only the spineless bitches write anon comments.
AG - ShannonG will miss me long before I miss her.
LJ - Your first comment - HILarious! Your second - gracias, thanks for having my back. Keep an eye out, there's a fun gift on the way to you....

Adorable Girlfriend said...

I would totally miss Von if we had a falling out.

I heart the Von. Enough to move to Chicago just to see her every third Friday on a full month in a month with 31 days.

That is heart!!!!

rotten mcdonald said...

Anonymouse assholery is very stupid.

Deserves a Boot to the Head: http://www3.pair.com/mtfaco/fun-taekwanleap.html

Von said...

Rotten - thanks for having my back. I heart you.