That's what I muttered last night when:
I was sitting at Jury's having a drink with a lovely friend waiting for the rest of the book club ladies to show up
AND THEN
Lapse in Judgement 2010 walks in the fucking door.
With clearly his chubby yet not cute kinda troll looking girlfriend.
We avoided each other the entire evening.
Which didn't prevent me from thinking to myself
'Ew. I slept with him??'
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Well at least sleeping with him is a lot better than having sex with him.
Lapse in Judgement 2010 walks in the fucking door.
LOL!
Remind me to tell you about having sex like a man. :)
Jennifer keeps taunting us with this future post.
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Lapse in Judgement 2010 walks in the fucking door.
With clearly his chubby....
You know... if you read this a different way... and space out and leave bits out, it takes on a whole new meaning, but maybe my mind is still on ZRM's scary wonder-boner video.
ZRM's scary wonder-boner video.
this gives ENTIRELY the wrong impression.
LOL!!
Yes, yes it does. Sorry.
ZRM's Sarah Palin Boner :)
There... that clears it up. lol
Wow.
Stop. Just stop.
And TOTALLY, we just "slept" together. Uh huh, yep
LOL @ Jennifer & ZRM!
C'mon, where's the downside?
SRSLY.
Checklist:
Disease: 0
Angry Spouse: 0
Unwanted Pregnancy: 0
Hours of fun/hilarity: 4
Cost: $63.11
Net outcome: Win
Move on...
Hell, babe, even W/V suggests copudlie
Does Lapse in Judgement live in the neighborhood? NEVER go out with a local yokel! EVER!
B4 - Strange thing, that. The place was in neither of our neighborhoods! It's crazy that way!
p.s. - Neighborhood is one of the words I cannot say properly. I can pronounce it, it just comes out all accenty and nasaly, and I don't know why.*
*random VonFact.
Um, you pronounce neighborhood just fine. Other words, which I won't mention...not so much. XOXO
Oh, wait, you said you CAN pronounce it just fine. Sorry! But you SAY it just fine, too. : )
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