Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Small world, take 2

Christ on a cracker.

That's what I muttered last night when:

I was sitting at  Jury's having a drink with a lovely friend waiting for the rest of the book club ladies to show up
AND THEN
Lapse in Judgement 2010 walks in the fucking door.
With clearly his chubby yet not cute kinda troll looking girlfriend.

We avoided each other the entire evening.

Which didn't prevent me from thinking to myself fifteen times once or twice....
'Ew. I slept with him??'

14 comments:

fish said...

Well at least sleeping with him is a lot better than having sex with him.

Jennifer said...

Lapse in Judgement 2010 walks in the fucking door.

LOL!

Remind me to tell you about having sex like a man. :)

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Jennifer keeps taunting us with this future post.
~

Jennifer said...

Lapse in Judgement 2010 walks in the fucking door.
With clearly his chubby....


You know... if you read this a different way... and space out and leave bits out, it takes on a whole new meaning, but maybe my mind is still on ZRM's scary wonder-boner video.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

ZRM's scary wonder-boner video.

this gives ENTIRELY the wrong impression.

Jennifer said...

LOL!!

Yes, yes it does. Sorry.

ZRM's Sarah Palin Boner :)

There... that clears it up. lol

Von said...

Wow.
Stop. Just stop.
And TOTALLY, we just "slept" together. Uh huh, yep

blue girl said...

LOL @ Jennifer & ZRM!

mikey said...

C'mon, where's the downside?

SRSLY.

Checklist:

Disease: 0
Angry Spouse: 0
Unwanted Pregnancy: 0
Hours of fun/hilarity: 4
Cost: $63.11

Net outcome: Win

Move on...

Hell, babe, even W/V suggests copudlie

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Does Lapse in Judgement live in the neighborhood? NEVER go out with a local yokel! EVER!

Von said...

B4 - Strange thing, that. The place was in neither of our neighborhoods! It's crazy that way!

Von said...

p.s. - Neighborhood is one of the words I cannot say properly. I can pronounce it, it just comes out all accenty and nasaly, and I don't know why.*

*random VonFact.

Laura said...

Um, you pronounce neighborhood just fine. Other words, which I won't mention...not so much. XOXO

Laura said...

Oh, wait, you said you CAN pronounce it just fine. Sorry! But you SAY it just fine, too. : )