Making a decision to make this the last post for 2011.
Going to write all of my peeps little vonversions of Haiku.
Fuck the real rules, I'm just going 5 - 7 - 5
These are in place of the schmoopy things I originally wrote and then deleted.
Ahem
Saying Yes is boss
She is the most amazing
I am blessed with her
MenD, my buddy
My snarky partner in crime
Knowing you is grand
Zombie is my dear
Pumpkin who teaches me stuff
About music nice
Snag has snagria
A cut above all others
A friend to me now
Brando listens well
To my drunken stories swill
And yet, still my friend
BG is a saint
She hears my rant and my roar
And likes me anyway
K-Unit delight
Gives me many things to think
She is wicked smart
Mikey, Mikey, oh
Twitter chats with you are best
You know you matter
B4, before you
I was not so flirty, hm
Fun with you is FUN
Fish is not to blame
About the bad year I've had
Fish is Fish is Fish
Thunda, is there rain?
Not when I read your postings
Orbs and other things
Smut Clyde, you thrill me
I always learn something new
Eager for new words
Another Kiwi
A friend from far away - lucky
I know I am now
Mandos silent dude
Doesn't speak often lately
But sometimes, does so
Pinko, my pinko
Why no love for me at 3?
I like to comment
To those I don't like
A quick punch to your faces
Go away trolls, go
So, there you all go. My commenters, my friends, my people, my heart.
Without you I am less than, and without you, this sucky blog would not exist.
See you in 2012.*
* Unless something really awesome happens, then I'll totally write about it!
45 comments:
Aw! Thanks Von!!!
2012 will be better! Fuck the Mayans! :)
I'll have to think on one for you... I'm better with limericks. :)
There once was a girl named Von
Who puked cake vodka on the lawn
She was prone to bad decisions
But for 2012 she had a vision
She find someone as solid as prawns
OK, I need to work on that as well...
She is Von for Now
And might be vulnerable
Prone to bad choices
Something something something
Monkey Hot Shower.
Von something that rhymes with shower.
Nothing for Pinko? It's not like he fed you chocolate Skittles.
If you make this a last post, Von, we will Zardoz it within an inch of....well, it doesn't really have a life, but within an inch of SOMETHING, you can bet yer ass!
wv argues that blogger does too exist. That's fucking creepy as hell and I am glad I moved to WordPress, GLAD I TELL YOU!
It's not like she's going away forever, ZRM!
Comment deleted for stupidity.
That's nice, thanks Von.
Oh yeah, thanks Von. Happy Christmas!
[dammit, AK, you making me look bad]
Von, babe. You're one of the gems that fell into my pockets in an otherwise dark and terrifying year.
Now that things seem better, I hope to offer a more positive sense of what is possible, and what is merely illusion.
But then, y'know, you DO gotta consider the source...
There's an orbstorm on the way, Von.
;)
Now with a Pinko ode.
Okey dokey?
Anyone else I forgotted?
Mikey - you made me laugh and smile all at one. A difficult task lately.
Thank you for the sweet words, Von! And LOL @
To those I don't like
A quick punch to your faces
LOL
I am still laughing....
Von for now sparkles
like unicorns in the sun
but with sharper horns
To those I don't like
A quick punch to your faces
Go away trolls, go
LOL!
Am I going in to my office tomorrow, or working from home? Dunno, but Von is leaving her blog untended, and I intend to break ALL the Romantics CDs....\
"Family" does that, you know.
No more posts this year?
Thanks for good entertainment.
Happy twenty-twelve!
so much laughter
from
a story of
Von's
glazed with cake
vodka
topped with white
Cool-Whip
Watched the American Horror Story last night Von.
Was that the finale? Could be the final episode too. Where would it go now? Nobody will ever live in that house again, it will just wind up being a post-corporeal Brady Bunch or 90210 or something....
Perhaps I will start watching doctor Who....
Working tomorrow! Who's with me?
well, that was a mistake, obviously.
just to see if anyone's paying attention, Imma leave this here:
Smut Clyde will be disappointd at teh lack of a small, rapid fire trebuchet.
I misread the article title as "Lemmy Suicide Myth"...
Lemmy rocks. I bet HE has a trebuchet.
And a slingshot for his mole.
Yes, I AM on hold with AT&T, thank you very much, trying to get them to credit our account for the horrible service we received in fall.
So don't BLAME ME if I go ahead and Zardoz this on me own, blame AT&T, the assholes.
time elapsed so far: 23 minutes.
I am tracking the whole mess on a spreadsheet titled "AT&T Debacle".
man, this Oingo Boingo album is FULL of skips. Must have played it during drinking nights a lot.
Speaking of which, I DISTINCTLY hear a bottle of YellowTail calling my name from the store on the corner...."zommmmbieeeeeeeee.....zommmmmmbieeeeee...." it says. Don't you hear that Lucy?
They add laxatives to Yellow Tail, don't they? Has your dog been imbibing? Maybe that's why her ass is so leaky.
Von- I actually came over here to tell you something else... something not relating to ZRM's dog...
EL just told me that she has decided that 2012 will be the year that does not suck. Sounds good to me. I thought you'd like that as well.
xoxo
no Year That Does Not Suck for the Zombizzle? Sad, zombies are. Morose.
Von apparently also hates my dog. Won't come look at my doggeh pitcher.
Von, I believe, is without much internet access this week. She'll see your animules next week.
She is, however, not without the ability to make even MORE bad decisions, but she's vulnerable... :)
MOAR bad decisions? Is she going to be changing her blog template willy-nilly?
And who the hell is Willy?
How can she live without Internets?
MOAR bad decisions? Is she going to be changing her blog template willy-nilly?
And who the hell is Willy?
Yes, moar... 2112 (heh) can't come fast enough!
I think Willy was Thursday's bad decision. Or someone's willy...
Sorry Von. I tried to get this Zardoz off the ground, but nobody wanted to help.
I am OLD and INFIRM and can no longer make these things on my own.
LOL
You guys are HIlarious.
J - Yes, Willy was Thursday's bad decision....now Wednesday's bad decision......another story.
Z - thanks for trying. I would have loved a good ole fashioned Zardoz. SOme other time I guess. You gave it a good effort.
gotta go make some moar bad decisions
and then some more
and then a few more
etc....
Z- re: AHS. I've read mixed answers on this. I have heard more often than not that they ARE planning a second season, likely with an entirely new cast.
Hmmm.
We'll see.
Now, about Doctor Who.....I can advise on this topic also....
2011 is officially OVAH!!! Poor choices must start decreasing... joy must start increasing.
Happy New Year, VON!
thanks von. sorry I am late on this one. Happy new year
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