- I don't care who told you what - your shit does stink
- On that note, "courtesy flush". If you don't know what that is, for the love of God, google it
- The Oust is there. Right there, where you're looking, USE IT
- Is there a good reason you shake your hands ALL OVER the floor before you reach the paper towel dispenser?
- I know you - yes, YOU - don't wash your hands all that often. That's just wrong on so many levels
- I probably will not tell you if you have spinach in your teeth. I don't like you, you don't bother to talk to me at any other point ever, plus I think it's funny
- If you happen to be the person who broke the toilet (it won't stop flushing ever) just call JP. How hard is it?
- I don't really like to talk when I'm doing my business, so please, don't ask me about my weekend, my day, the weather while I'm in the stall
- When you spray perfume all over like a teenager using Axe for the first time we all suffer. And there is no circulation in that bathroom. I don't like Happy, or Gio, or Glow, I don't want to wear/taste/have it permeate my person
Thanks very much,
A fed-up co-user of said facilities.