- I don't care who told you what - your shit does stink
- On that note, "courtesy flush". If you don't know what that is, for the love of God, google it
- The Oust is there. Right there, where you're looking, USE IT
- Is there a good reason you shake your hands ALL OVER the floor before you reach the paper towel dispenser?
- I know you - yes, YOU - don't wash your hands all that often. That's just wrong on so many levels
- I probably will not tell you if you have spinach in your teeth. I don't like you, you don't bother to talk to me at any other point ever, plus I think it's funny
- If you happen to be the person who broke the toilet (it won't stop flushing ever) just call JP. How hard is it?
- I don't really like to talk when I'm doing my business, so please, don't ask me about my weekend, my day, the weather while I'm in the stall
- When you spray perfume all over like a teenager using Axe for the first time we all suffer. And there is no circulation in that bathroom. I don't like Happy, or Gio, or Glow, I don't want to wear/taste/have it permeate my person
Thanks very much,
A fed-up co-user of said facilities.
7 comments:
I don't really like to talk when I'm doing my business, so please, don't ask me about my weekend, my day, the weather while I'm in the stall
This is a totally female derangement.
Yeah, guys do it at the urinals instead. So much more civilized.
I'm sorry, but unless it's a freakin' emergency... certain tasks are done in the privacy of the home, without a newspaper. If you need a newspaper, you're not ready!
Yes, men and women are different. The woman Von is speaking of is obviously a mutant... or a man who needed a stall.
Seriously, even one of these issues would drive me crazy (we have a bathroom talker at the ranch, she is in there 10 times a day so we kind of can't miss her). I don't know how you stand it. Is there a secret bathroom you can start using, or only the one?
Lolz!
P.S. Fish use stalls?
~
Can I just say in my bathroom at work it's chunks of weave. Ladies, if a chunk of your gd weave falls out could you PLEASE just pick it up and throw it in the trash? It's actually become a joke with my work friends "Geez, did you see that chunk today? Is someone walking around bald?"
Oh noez, Jess - that is TERRIBLE.
I think we work with some very weird people.
Post a Comment