Monday, July 28, 2008

Bad news Monday

So, the evil landpeople said "Absolutely no way" will I have internet this week. Which means maybe never. I refuse to write this blog on their computer, or anyone else's. That's not how I roll. I do have to take MenD to Starbucks so he can go online this weekend. Perhaps then. Until then..... Big fackin' sigh.

15 comments:

Mendacious D said...

Trust me: I'd rather be without internet anyway. You can probably guess why.

And yeah, you can borrow my laptop if necessary.

onepretentiousbastard.com said...

von--

you are a few nerd experiences away from saying Fraking.

Mendacious D said...

If this involves competitive Tetris marathons, I'm down.

Von said...

TheMarty - I am not saying fracking. I am saying Facking. Geesh.
MenD - I totally own plug and play tetris....

Mendacious D said...

Is that a challenge?

It is on.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

AG could kick both your butts at Tetris.

We don't need computers anyway. We need single Jewish men. And AG Mama is not hooking us up. Apparently, all of Chicago is busy or not available.

Whatever.

Sorry about the Internets. Such a pity.

Chuckles said...

I will own you all at Tetris. With one hand tied behind my back and distracting bosoms around.

Well, I would own you all if I were going to be in Chicago this weekend.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

You own shit! I have seen you play your little music game and you did OK. Not stellar.

On your knees, bitch!

Brando said...

That facking sucks.

Shannon Erin said...

I am the Tetris Master. Nobody will beat me!

You can bring your laptop over and use our wireless internet.

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Von said...

Chuck - Gee, such big words from someone who can't prove ANy of it. At least not this weekend. Bring it. C'mon over to Chicago some time and we'll see.

Von said...

Brando - I KNOW. I am beyond pissed. Like, looking at ads for apartments pissed.
Shannon - no, he can't. He needs to do this at a specific time, while you are otherwise engaged on Saturday. It's cool. We'll go be all lame and hang out at fucking Starbucks.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

What, his online crush won't take e-mail after hours?!!!


:)

Von totally kicked Chuckles' butt!

Chuckles said...

Von does not want a piece of The Chuck. The Chuck would leave her a smoking ruin, like I did to Shannon. I'm bad news and the USDA has stamped my ass with a warning label:

WARNING: Looks nice and acts like it, but this is all an act. Ladies, stay away.

Unfortunately, if you can actually read this warning, you are already too close and I have fooled another.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!