Sunday, May 3, 2009

I wish

I wish every day was Sunday. I wish iTunes would give me back the songs that I lost. I wish dieting were easy. Easy as pie. Easy as cake. Mmmmm Cake. I wish I could go see a musical every week. I wish I had won MegaMillions. I wish I had a dog. I wish my ABC free episode player would work. I wish VonSis would take me to Frank's Diner in Kenosha, as Guy Fierri(sp) said I should go there. I wish no woman on God's green Earth would wear sandals or flip-flops before they got a pedicure. For pete's sake, ladies. Please. I wish people used only words they understand. For example, Disrespectful is NOT a synonym for Ignorant. I wish the man of my dreams would just come to my door and sweep me off my feet already. I wish someone would make me some chocolate chip cookies, and that I could eat them without shaking up my diet. I wish my hair were about 3-4 inches longer. I wish my dishes would wash themselves. No, I do not have a dishwasher. I wish I were a little bit cooler. I wish I had a fun streak of blue or purple in my hair. (Boss thinks this is a bad idea.) I wish my friends who are out of work would find jobs. I wish my friends who are sick will become well, and stay that way. I wish that the tourists I have to encounter on a regular basis would start paying attention to where they are going, and stop being so stupid. I wish every work week was four days long. I wish to have my job f o r e v e r. I wish I were going on a vacation sooner rather than later. (July? Really? That's a ways off) I wish something awesomely funny would happen, so I can share it here. I wish they would cancel The Hills. I mean, without LC, is there any show? Nay, nay I say. I wish all reality t.v. would go away. Ok, The Amazing Race, Diners DriveIns and Dives, and Man vs Food can stay. Get rid of the rest. I wish there was an unending bottle of wine in my kitchen at all times. I wish you all a great week.

12 comments:

Jennifer said...

Ok, I have not read all yet, but you get your butt to me and I'll get you to Frank's Diner and we'll have Zombie Rotten McDonald meet us from the other end!

Ok... now back to reading the rest.

Jennifer said...

Also... I think this this dog wants you....

Guess Who? said...

Harry Potter is officially open. I'm waiting for a visit from you. Or just some hang out time with you in general.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I'm on that. I'll bring the iPod, and if you have one of those illegal type backwards things on your computer, will fill up your iTunes, albeit with non-cheesiness. For the most part.

And such like.

Von said...

I wish all of my friends were as cool as Jennifer, IKnowWho and ZRM!!

Mendacious D said...

I wish Von was nearer than a five-hour flight.

Poptart said...

where are you going on vacation in July?? I never go anywhere so please let me be excited vicariously for you...

Von said...

Men D - Me too. Perhaps I'll have to head your way soon. We need to drink together again for sure.
P - Michigan to Shannon's, as always. It keeps me sane, this annual excursion to the lake.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

don't be so enamored with sanity.

Von said...

LoL ZRM! I owe you breakfast at Frank's in Kenosha.

Shannon Erin said...

I want to go to Frank's too. Don't leave me behind.

Von said...

Ok. Then. Jennifer (glee.downright glee at the thought of meeting up with you!!), ZRM (words cannot express...), Shannon - let's formulate a plan for an excursion to Frank's diner.