Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Rat Bastard

Text 1: Call me. Now. Your computer is f*$ked. Text 2: Call me. Now. Even Microsoft can't fix it. Message: "CALL!ME!" Yeah, head's up dipshit - I don't use my cell phone at work. I get no signal 30 stories up anyway. So, RatBastard (formerly known as StepBrother E) has completely fried my computer. I had to run home, find all of the discs ever given to me for my computer, and run them over to his house. There was screaming and yelling, and sighing, and the like. It ended with me leaving and saying loudly "I don't care! Just f*&king fix it!" He had the stones to yell at me about how Vista sucks, and everything sucks, and yadda yadda yadda. Well, no one jumped up and offered to assist me when I was buying the damn thing, so yes, I went with what Best Buy is telling me. In my comments a statement was made that if someone's laptop was busted they would be screwed because they don't have the $$ for a new one. MAKE NO MISTAKE - If it really is broken, homeboy RatBastard is buying me a new one. He wouldn't want to create a family rift, would he? No. So, he'll be pulling out the credit card if that's the case. I don't want to think about it too much. So, on that note - must be short and sweet, as I really do hate blogging at work. Hope your day is better than mine.

10 comments:

fish said...

Even Microsoft can't fix it.

Was this text meant to be ironic?

Von said...

I found it so. I don't think he meant it to be.

onepretentiousbastard said...

If Step Bro E really says its busted, I can look and see what the issue is. Between Eric, Seth and myself can tell you exactly what it was.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

My day started with a flat tire

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Fish is here? Now that is something.

Fish, I say she adds this to TBFLN and mentions Bryce's mom.

Sorry about the computer. Grr.

Von said...

ZRM - I could TOTALLY fix that!! Hope your day gets better!
AG - welcome back. I'm glad Fish is here - Zoe and I likez Fizh a lot.

Von said...

Word verf: woodducky.
No shit.
Is anyone keeping track of these little gems?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

It was fish's job. We voted on it, as I recall.

fish said...

Hey matie, my word is matie.

Von said...

Soooo we should be sending fish our best word verfs?
FISH - Woodducky...got that one?
:)
Oh, I see today's is tofui. Niiice.